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Who do you fancy? Page 975

Oh yeah! They have the same mouth, possibly. Something like that.

You know I never noticed that, must of been distracted by something

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Maybe it's more obvious here.

Anyway, Lauren has beautiful eyes.

Ah yes I see your points, I mean point

With pictures like http://www.melaniec-online.net/news/2011/10/08/melanie-c-shows-off-her-athletic-figure-in-racy-cut-out-dress-at-the-olympic-ball/ pornography can retire. Thank you Mel, my nads will Never Be The Same Again either.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ July 11 2013, 11:19 AM BST

With pictures like http://www.melaniec-online.net/news/2011/10/08/melanie-c-shows-off-her-athletic-figure-in-racy-cut-out-dress-at-the-olympic-ball/ pornography can retire. Thank you Mel, my nads will Never Be The Same Again either.

Yes, she does look gorgeous. As I said earlier...I like sporty women.

Melanie C's lovely. Apart from being utterly gorgeous she's managed 20 years in the biz without degenerating into a soft porn merchant (Madonna), a drug-addled f**kup (Amy Winehouse), an arrogant uberbitch (Victoria Beckham) or a plastic surgery reject (pretty much everyone). Every time I see her I go a little weak at the knees.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ July 12 2013, 8:48 AM BST

Melanie C's lovely. Apart from being utterly gorgeous she's managed 20 years in the biz without degenerating into a soft porn merchant (Madonna), a drug-addled f**kup (Amy Winehouse), an arrogant uberbitch (Victoria Beckham) or a plastic surgery reject (pretty much everyone). Every time I see her I go a little weak at the knees.

The only big mistake she made is describing Bryan Adams as an "honest rocker". But apart from that...
L-O-V-E-L-Y.

Everyone makes mistakes. I can look at pictures like http://www.tornado.pair.com/melaniec/x-mcc/gx066.html all day and the blood rushes to my other head.

She's probably this most normal one out of the spice rack (as far as I'm aware).

She definitely seems so.

She's a bit dull. If my celebs haven't got any discernible talent I want them to be drug-addled coke-whores that die young. Otherwise what's the point of them?

I love the bit in 'The Young Ones' when Rik defends Felicity Kendall (0.57 - 1.23 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXgt2cd6nRA)... I also love Melanie C. Moments like http://www.tornado.pair.com/melaniec/x-mcc/gx067.html knock me out.

Lorenza Izzo

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Ooops, she does look really nice!

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