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The Apprentice - Series 9 Page 13

I think Jordan is the most brainless reality star since...well, Jordan now I come to think of it...

Okay, slight exaggeration.

Quote: Jennie @ July 3 2013, 10:48 PM BST

I don't think anyone knows..save that there are already three people on board.

No, two. Sugar would be the third.

I thought he said he had two other people already involved, but I could have misheard.

Anyway, he's gone. Neil for the final. Hopefully Luisa too, but probably boring Leah with her weird mouth and sulky attitude.

The thing that is slightly disingenuous about the new format is that Sugar is obviously going to pick the one with the soundest business plan (like last year's winner).

So while Jordan has been a pretty credible candidate, he has no chance because Sugar doesn't want to be involved in a tech start up.

Jordan's tech start up plan may be genius and that's why Sir Alan Lord left him in. And you've got to admire his moxy for telling Sugar he'd only have a third of the business.

It always makes me laugh that Sugar never lets it drop that he started with £50 buying stuff from a wholesaler and selling it on the market.

Now fair do's Sir/Lord Alan, we know 'you done good' you've mentioned it a time or two.

But giving £150 to three candidates and saying make a profit (like I did) is almost impossible. What did the winners make - about £600?

We'll forget about the two/three days wages for three people then, oh and the cost of a van/car for transporting them and the goods. Then the hire of the market stall for the day, oh yes and the rent for the shop too.
Not a lot of change out of the £600 for profit there methinks.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ July 5 2013, 11:47 AM BST

It always makes me laugh that Sugar never lets it drop that he started with £50 buying stuff from a wholesaler and selling it on the market.

Now fair do's Sir/Lord Alan, we know 'you done good' you've mentioned it a time or two.

But giving £150 to three candidates and saying make a profit (like I did) is almost impossible. What did the winners make - about £600?

We'll forget about the two/three days wages for three people then, oh and the cost of a van/car for transporting them and the goods. Then the hire of the market stall for the day, oh yes and the rent for the shop too.
Not a lot of change out of the £600 for profit there methinks.

But Lord Sugar shoulders those prices. Because he employs them, see. That's how he can fire them. Then at the end he hires the person he likes the best.

Okay, okay, it doesn't make sense.

Interviews tonight. Always nice to see Margaret.

Always one of my favourite episodes as the candidates get ripped to shreds.

Nah, it's my least favourite.

Claude is always good value though. Nasty.

And nice to see Margaret again too.

Great start though. "This is what's wrong with your face..."

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 10 2013, 9:06 PM BST

Great start though. "This is what's wrong with your face..."

Laughing out loud That was great. The new woman interviewer isn't very good, though.

What's the most interesting thing about you?
I like shooooes!

Rubik's Cube f**kwit.

Potato!

Okay, I like medical woman best. She actually has a proper plan.

Liar, liar, pants on fire, Jordan.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 10 2013, 9:22 PM BST

Liar, liar, pants on fire, Jordan.

I like it when they get caught out.

They don't show the interviews in enough detail.

Jordan turned out to be a proper chancer.

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