AOL startup disk?
Wheel of cheese?
Free Love Film voucher?
Extension cord?
Visit to the Holocaust Museum?
Least romantic Valentine's Day present ever?
I just got my guy a wok and an apron for Valentine's Day!
Mwah ha haaaaaaaaaa
i got my wife some hair removing gel.
she got me nasal hair trimmers.
hair gets in the way of love.
Some ex boyfriend gave me thrush!
Quote: Charley @ February 13, 2008, 3:08 PMSome ex boyfriend gave me thrush!
Nonsense. Everyone knows only women can have thrush.
I got a card obviously from my friend but signed from "Nole Filding" *stifles laughter*
I just bought a Wii for myself and told her that it was a Valentines Day present for the both of us. She scoffed until she tried it 
You win David, I would have to say Startup Disk is the worst possible gift.
Quote: johnny roulette @ February 13, 2008, 3:04 PMhair gets in the way of love.
Funny and true.
Recycled nappy?
Quote: EllieJP @ February 13, 2008, 3:03 PMI just got my guy a wok and an apron for Valentine's Day!
Mwah ha haaaaaaaaaa
You have some bizarre bedroom activities.
Quote: Charley @ February 13, 2008, 3:08 PMSome ex boyfriend gave me thrush!
Not sure which one though eh?
Quote: Charley @ February 13, 2008, 3:08 PMSome ex boyfriend gave me thrush!
But you gave him so much more.
Holocaust exhibtion is free to enter, so that's mean, tasteless, and surprisingly inventive.
David is yours missus, getting a cute hand made card with black ribbons, a crayon picture of a pile of corpses and a message saying,
"From Zyklon b to you, a free trip to the Holocaust museum, for love is our final solution,"
Have I not told you of the AFRICAN FERTITILITY MASK? With it's dodgy shaped "nose" and "lips". Thank you darling, I shall treasure this vile piece of cack you got for £5 from that market stall run by the guy with the fake hand. You poo.
Quote: David Bussell @ February 13, 2008, 3:38 PMNonsense. Everyone knows only women can have thrush.
No they can not! Men can have it & give it to women. Not just for Valentines either. Thrush can be for life.
Membership to MATCH.COM
An under-duvet fart?
Divorce papers?