This is a comedy forum and I did find this funny. (Not sure if I am supposed to though)
But apparently in China unsolicited sexual advances to girls are becoming a real nuisance.
So someone has invented hairy stockings.
These are supposed to repulse the sexual advancee' But it has been reported that a lot of Chinese men actually like women with hairy legs and it has made the problem worse.
Here are a pair.
Well, it works on Gordon!
They look very itchy.
I find a swift kick in the balls equally effective.
There are certain Russian men on whom that would have the opposite effect
Quote: Pingl @ July 10 2013, 4:42 PM BSTThere are certain Russian men on whom that would have the opposite effect
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Quote: Jennie @ July 10 2013, 2:03 PM BSTThey look very itchy.
I find a swift kick in the balls equally effective.
Does that chat up line ever work?
If I wore them on my head to rob a bank would people think I had a beard?
Quote: Jennie @ July 10 2013, 2:03 PM BSTThey look very itchy.
I find a swift kick in the balls equally effective.
That gives you hairy legs? Maybe I should stop doing it then.
Quote: sootyj @ July 10 2013, 4:58 PM BSTIf I wore them on my head to rob a bank would people think I had a beard?
They'd think Eric Cantona has massive financial problems.
That's how I imagine zooo's legs. Although obviously these haven't got orthopaedic shoes on.
Quote: chipolata @ July 10 2013, 6:13 PM BSTThat's how I imagine zooo's legs. Although obviously these haven't got orthopaedic shoes on.
How do you know zooo's leg will look like?
Or a nice pair of beige old lady tights. With tufts of hair coming through.
Quote: David Smith @ July 10 2013, 6:15 PM BSTHow do you know zooo's leg will look like?
Have I only got one? 
Quote: zooo @ July 10 2013, 6:15 PM BSTOr a nice pair of beige old lady tights. With tufts of hair coming through.
Have I only got one?
>_< Damm it I forgot to put the S! Stupid keyboard! 
Due to a circulatory problem I wear pressure stockings.
Sexy black knee high ones.
I'd f**k me.
Quote: sootyj @ July 10 2013, 6:20 PM BSTDue to a circulatory problem I wear pressure stockings.
Sexy black knee high ones.
I'd f**k me.
You don't really do you 