Quote: zooo @ July 5 2013, 1:17 PM BSTI rarely do more than 2 sneezes. 3 is my record and I was quite excited about it I can tell you.
Apparently one good sneeze is the equivalent of an eighth of an orgasm!
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In terms of energy expended or pleasure? Because sometimes a good sneeze can be quite fun.
Any rode up . . . TTPYO
Parents with very small children in pushchairs that look like they were designed by Land Rover.
Not being able to buy loose veg in supermarkets. I'm shopping for one. I do not need 2k of prepacked sprouts when six or eight sprouts would have done.
'Personalised' number plates.
Prechopped fresh veg. I mean there must be a market for it but c'mon people, you can chop an onion!
I saw people in Asda tonight buying mashed potato !
Quote: Oldrocker @ July 9 2013, 12:13 AM BSTI saw people in Asda tonight buying mashed potato !
"For mash get Smash!"
Quote: George Kaplan @ July 9 2013, 12:17 AM BST"For mash get Smash!"
Y'know when people ask where did all the white dog shit go?
Well . . . .
Quote: Oldrocker @ July 9 2013, 12:13 AM BSTI saw people in Asda tonight buying mashed potato !
>_<
I'm waiting for them to start selling ready chewed and digested food.
Quote: Lee @ July 8 2013, 11:57 PM BSTPrechopped fresh veg. I mean there must be a market for it but c'mon people, you can chop an onion!
Actually, there are a lot of mobility-impaired people who simply can't.
True prechopped veg and ready meals are a major tool for some people to live independently
Quote: Lee @ July 9 2013, 12:40 AM BST>_<
I'm waiting for them to start selling ready chewed and digested food.
I know some people who actually buy pre-sliced bread!
Quote: Nogget @ July 9 2013, 8:39 AM BSTI know some people who actually buy pre-sliced bread!
Philistines, ignore them or move area 
Quote: Nogget @ July 9 2013, 5:38 AM BSTActually, there are a lot of mobility-impaired people who simply can't.
Quote: Nogget @ July 9 2013, 8:39 AM BSTI know some people who actually buy pre-sliced bread!
Yeah, which is loaded pull of preservatives for that yummy freshness! Have you ever grated a carrot and left it out for a few minutes? What the hell do they add to the bags of pregreated? 
Quote: Lee @ July 9 2013, 9:15 AM BST
Yeah, which is loaded pull of preservatives for that yummy freshness! Have you ever grated a carrot and left it out for a few minutes? What the hell do they add to the bags of pregreated?
Good point, the colour of tomatoes worries me, far to red, never used to be that red, and whats with this leaving the stalks on, bloody pointless. I buy bread from my baker it goes hard within a day, if you buy that slightly slimy processed stuff it lasts forever, full of shit 