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The people on Pointless were reet thick today. None of them knew one actor in Reservoir Dogs. TUT. And their guess was Jimmy Nail.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 7 2013, 9:41 PM BST

Noooo idea!

I have to go to Moorfields again next week and I'm not in contact lenses again yet, unfortunately. But it does seem to be going the right way, ta!

That's good news. Moorfields are great aren't they? My sister was there today. I used to go but one of my Consultants there now does one day a week at my local hospital so I have a 40 min round trip instead of a 7 hour one.

Quote: Lee @ July 8 2013, 1:16 AM BST

My YouTube account used my real name as a username and I didn't like it, however my gmail account doesn't use my real name and YouTube just asked me if I want to use my "real name" aka my Gmail name :D Haha, f**k you YouTube.

If you understand that, well done. You're as mental as me :)

I am as mental as you

Quote: zooo @ July 8 2013, 10:39 AM BST

YouTube keeps trying to bully me into changing my name or using my real name too. Every other time I try to watch a video a box comes up that you can't get rid of. FUCK OFF, YOUTUBE.

Yup. Facebook keeps asking me for my mobile phone number and Lovefilm keep asking me to link to my Amazon account.
Plus a load of similar stuff that could fill the 'things that piss you off' thread. In my frustration I cancelled my Lovefilm account, but now I haven't got any films to watch

Maybe I acted a bit hastily. Which film club shall I join then you BCG Experts?

Robyn urges you all to go to the Google home page!

Tis cute

It's a game!

I completed it but I don't understand how Laughing out loud

I'm too dumb for it. At least I can make him/her move.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 8 2013, 9:16 PM BST

It's a game!

Yes, did it this morning.

Oh I saw that earlier but didn't know it was a game!

Today I will be mostly fantasising about staying in the Ice Hotel.

Image

Looks ice :)

Chip will go to sleep on top of the covers tonight, but will wake up tomorrow under the covers with no memory of getting under them. That's what happened last night.

Quote: Loopey @ July 8 2013, 7:52 PM BST

Maybe I acted a bit hastily. Which film club shall I join then you BCG Experts?

Netflix

Quote: zooo @ July 8 2013, 7:14 PM BST

The people on Pointless were reet thick today. None of them knew one actor in Reservoir Dogs. TUT. And their guess was Jimmy Nail.

"Reservoir Dogs" sounds a bit like "Crocodile Shoes".

Both have animals in the title.

Both are two word titles.

First word, three syllables. Second word, one.

Both second words are plural.

Jimmy Nail could be confused with another Brit who was in "Reservoir Dogs", Tim Roth.

Nail and Roth are one syllable each.

Tim is short for Timothy, so both first names end with a Y.

Both actors have odd teeth.

They've both excelled at playing working class characters.

Both are past their heyday as far as their fame/reputations go in the UK.

Jimmy Nail played a tough cop in "Spender", just as Roth did in "Reservoir Dogs".

Nail often appeared with Tim Spall (Another Tim!), who is a Mike Leigh favourite. One of Roth's best roles was in Mike Leigh's "Meantime".

I could go on... :)

I'd wish L.E a happy birthday, but she deleted us all from off her Facebook Errr

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 8 2013, 11:26 PM BST

Netflix

Ok, I will have a look. Thanks.

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