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LEE

Post Count : 35000+
Active years : 6 years 5 months
Age : 28
Membership : Moderator
Longest thread : General, General (2600+ pages)

I choose age
& I've got Billwill, Chappers & Oldrocker combined age of e squared

Steve Sunshine

Post Count : 11,000+
Active years : 4
Special Feature: Moustache
Membership: Much loved king of Critique
Longest thread: Absent Friends (too many pages)
Avatar changes: 16

That's Top Farts!

AJK or many other names
Age - 23
Style - Lots
Specialisms - Being right
Threads - Sitcoms
Likes - Not very often
Popularity rating - Extremely high IMO
Signature smiley - Angry

NOGGET

Dwarf quantity: 7
Serial killer movie: Se7en
Len Goodman: 7
Humour type: Self-deprecating (but not very good at it)

David Smith
Age 25

Active Years 7-8 months

Post Count 2126

Membership A member who loves to make threads.

Longest Thread BCG count to a Million.

People who I have annoyed:Everyone.

Best BCG Member:Lee

Best Sitcom OTB,Porridge,OFAH,MATH

Post Count : 13714
Active years : 6 years 2 months
Age : 30
Membership : Member
Longest thread : Your Top Ten Lists... (37 pages)
BCG Members You Have Made Leave: 3

George
Post Count-1222

Active Years-3years

Age-43

Membership -Member

Longest thread -This or That(111 posts)

Which BCG Member Do Love -Zoo

Favourite Sitcom- On the buses and to many to mention

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 7 2013, 3:04 AM BST

I choose age
& I've got Billwill, Chappers & Oldrocker combined age of e squared

Steve Sunshine

Post Count : 10,000+
Active years : 4
Special Feature: Moustache
Membership: Much loved king of Critique
Longest thread: Absent Friends (too many pages)
Avatar changes: 16

I choose me, I did that many avatar changes in a day once.

Nil Putters

Post Count: 27000+
Active years: 5
Age: 40
Membership: Friend or foe
Longest Thread: Fun With LEGO (probably)
Flounces: 2

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 7 2013, 12:30 PM BST

Flounces: 2

:D

I was going to add that but I don't think my flounces have been public.

Also, I was going to make this a proper game. So you all fill out the stats and then I assign you all a few different members each and then we play BUT I really can't be arsed :)

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Quote: Lee @ July 7 2013, 12:53 PM BST

I was going to add that but I don't think my flounces have been public.

Also, I was going to make this a proper game. So you all fill out the stats and then I assign you all a few different members each and then we play BUT I really can't be arsed :)

:D

I tried to play by the rules, beating Steve. :)

Sootyj
Post count 41823
Active years 5 years 6 months
Longest thread: I read the news today
Age Mind your own beeswax
Special feature Still not welcome in the clique that doesn't exist
Flounces Beyond number

Chipolata

Post Count : 28,0000+
Active years : 7
Special Feature: Trailblazing Sexy Avatars (that had to be discontinued because of grief from members who shall remane nameless*)
Longest thread: Doctor Who.
Number of times banned then reinstated due to BCG members demanding Chip's immediate and permanent reinstatement: 1

*zooo

By sexy he means incredibly tacky.

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