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Who do you fancy? Page 966

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ July 5 2013, 2:36 PM BST

Speaking of female footballers I like Hope Solo:

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Hope Solo is generally a nice woman...not only compared to her fellow lesbian footballerettes.

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Quote: Rob H @ July 5 2013, 2:54 PM BST

I like both equally. Which makes me a small-brained genius?

It does, but cricket is a game of genius where you get to stop for tea and cakes. Football is a mass market circus that serves pies ;)

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ July 5 2013, 2:54 PM BST

Hope Solo is generally a nice woman...not only compared to her fellow lesbian footballerettes.

You're going the right way to getting a nice left hook from her!

:D

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ July 5 2013, 2:54 PM BST

Hope Solo is generally a nice woman...not only compared to her fellow lesbian footballerettes.

Give me strength.

I think some missed that the shirt and shorts are drawn/painted on

Quote: zooo @ July 5 2013, 2:58 PM BST

You're going the right way to getting a nice left hook from her!

Does she box too? She could get sportswoman of the year :D

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ July 5 2013, 3:00 PM BST

I think some missed that the shirt and shorts are drawn/painted on

No, no...I was praying for rain.

Quote: Pingl @ July 5 2013, 3:01 PM BST

Does she box too?

She will do if she meets some of the blokes on here... ;)

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The lovely James May. I imagine he could show me a good time down the pub before I drag him back to my flat to re-do my laminate flooring. The perfect man.

Quote: Jennie @ July 5 2013, 3:04 PM BST
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The lovely James May. I imagine he could show me a good time down the pub before I drag him back to my flat to re-do my laminate flooring. The perfect man.

And he could explain how laminate is manufactured too. If I were a lady I could see the attraction, he seems a good bloke :)

Quote: Pingl @ July 5 2013, 3:06 PM BST

And he could explain how laminate is manufactured too. If I were a lady I could see the attraction, he seems a good bloke :)

Standing between Clarkson and Hammond even a wild tiger would seem like "a good bloke".

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ July 5 2013, 3:09 PM BST

Standing between Clarkson and Hammond even a wild tiger would seem like "a good bloke".

You have a point there Gordon. Mind I can't stop watching Top Gear although deep down inside I know it's wrong wrong wrong :$

Quote: Pingl @ July 5 2013, 3:12 PM BST

You have a point there Gordon. Mind I can't stop watching Top Gear although deep down inside I know it's wrong wrong wrong :$

Same here. I couldn't care less about cars and things...and Jeremy's face would be the perfect punching ball. Still, the show is very entertaining and tongue in cheek.

Quote: Jennie @ July 5 2013, 3:04 PM BST
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The lovely James May. I imagine he could show me a good time down the pub before I drag him back to my flat to re-do my laminate flooring. The perfect man.

His shirt would give you a migraine. Mind you, I suppose it won't stay on for very long. What with *floor laminating* being hot, sweaty work and all that. ;)

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