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Who do you fancy? Page 965

Oh dear.

What? and don't call me dear ;)

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ July 5 2013, 2:03 PM BST

I don't know what's wrong with Pingl sometimes...

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;)

You should never play without a proper sport bra. Storing up problems for the future there.

Quote: Jennie @ July 5 2013, 1:58 PM BST

How is women playing football 'wrong'? They aren't murdering puppies.

It's wrong because women should be doing something worthwhile with their time. Too many males are already lost to that abhorrence; don't let women be dragged down too!

P.S. All for murdering puppies.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ July 5 2013, 2:03 PM BST

I don't know what's wrong with Pingl sometimes...

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Can't help feeling it's very off-putting for her fellow players...

Whistling nnocently What position does she play for?

Quote: Pingl @ July 5 2013, 2:39 PM BST

I'm coverted

Is that a surreptitious wank?

Quote: Aaron @ July 5 2013, 2:42 PM BST

It's wrong because women should be doing something worthwhile with their time. Too many males are already lost to that abhorrence; don't let women be dragged down too!

P.S. All for murdering puppies.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ July 5 2013, 2:43 PM BST

Is that a surreptitious wank?

No such thing exists.

Sky have just brought the rights to puppy killing

I wonder if playing professional football would turn women into egotistical, racist loons, prone to gang rape and cheating on their spouses, like it does men?

Quote: Aaron @ July 5 2013, 2:42 PM BST

It's wrong because women should be doing something worthwhile with their time. Too many males are already lost to that abhorrence; don't let women be dragged down too!

P.S. All for murdering puppies.

Oh look, F**king C**t's here. ;)

Quote: zooo @ July 5 2013, 2:46 PM BST

I wonder if playing professional football would turn women into egotistical, racist loons, prone to gang rape and cheating on their spouses, like it does men?

No, not everyone would turn into John Terry.

Quote: zooo @ July 5 2013, 2:46 PM BST

I wonder if playing professional football would turn women into egotistical, racist loons, prone to gang rape and cheating on their spouses, like it does men?

Almost certainly football is known to rot the brain back to the size of a small slug, unlike cricket which is a sure sign of genius and breeding

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ July 5 2013, 2:46 PM BST

Oh look, F**king C**t's here. ;)

Laughing out loud That was a very distasteful thread yesterday.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ July 5 2013, 2:03 PM BST

I don't know what's wrong with Pingl sometimes...

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;)

Do you think it was cold that day? UHHmmm sorry never mind.

Rain would ruin her make up.

Quote: Pingl @ July 5 2013, 2:48 PM BST

Almost certainly football is known to rot the brain back to the size of a small slug, unlike cricket which is a sure sign of genius and breeding

I like both equally. Which makes me a small-brained genius?

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