When the weather is too hot.
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The fact that I am not a millionaire aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino is a constant niggle
Quote: lofthouse @ July 4 2013, 8:40 PM BSTThe fact that I am not a millionaire aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino is a constant niggle
Why a rutting rhino? Because you'll always have the horn - or maybe even two.
When you rattle off fifteen sneezes in a row but have forgotten to bring a hanky. Thankfully I wore my jacket today despite the heat, and sleeves have their uses.
Quote: lofthouse @ July 4 2013, 8:40 PM BSTThe fact that I am not a millionaire aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino is a constant niggle
Funnily that pisses me off to. Why can't you be like that! I am 
I rarely do more than 2 sneezes. 3 is my record and I was quite excited about it I can tell you.
Quote: zooo @ July 5 2013, 1:17 PM BSTI rarely do more than 2 sneezes. 3 is my record and I was quite excited about it I can tell you.
More than two is just greedy 
Quote: chipolata @ July 5 2013, 10:33 AM BSTWhen you rattle off fifteen sneezes in a row but have forgotten to bring a hanky. Thankfully I wore my jacket today despite the heat, and sleeves have their uses.
Reminds me of that:
Quote: zooo @ July 5 2013, 1:17 PM BSTI rarely do more than 2 sneezes. 3 is my record and I was quite excited about it I can tell you.
No hay fever?
I don't have the hay fever. I practically grew up in a field. I am immune! Possibly.
When it gets too hot so you have to come inside to cool down!
Wrong links! 
Quote: Lee @ July 7 2013, 5:56 PM BSTWrong links!
Like these, you mean?
I dunno. I could see chip, or Ben pulling these off.
Quote: George Kaplan @ July 7 2013, 6:40 PM BSTLike these, you mean?
I dunno. I could see chip, or Ben pulling one off over theses.
Zooo what happened when you went to live in the woods with those 7 dwarves because the evil queen was after you?
Quote: zooo @ July 5 2013, 1:17 PM BSTI rarely do more than 2 sneezy and doc. 3 is my record and I was quite excited about it I can tell, you. put it this way I'm not just f**king dopy
Crikey I dread to ask what happened with the 3 bears.
Quote: chipolata @ July 5 2013, 10:33 AM BSTWhen you rattle off fifteen blokes in a row but have forgotten to bring a hanky. Thankfully I wore my jacket today despite the heat, and sleeves have their uses.
