Zombies at cash machines!
I don't know if it's just me, but ever seen that film The Trueman Show. The bit where he tries to leave town and a thousand cars appear from nowhere and block his way.
That's me at a cash machine. I can guarantee that it will be empty and not a soul on sight when I pull up. As I walk to it, people come from anywhere and use it.
Oh and do they f**k about!
I stood behind a zombie yesterday that kept pressing the screen thinking it was a touch screen. He was pressing so hard on the glass it was distorting the screen. I said as patiently as I could ' you have to press the side buttons mate'
He turned round and we held eye contact for what seemed an eternity then he covered up the machine with his body and arms but I could see he was still pressing the glass.
He definitely heard me say 'for f**ks sake'