I'm surprised at how lame the boys have been (now I've said that they'll probably win).
Lord Sir Alan's spluttering reaction to the vase was good.
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Oh dear, Jordan. Mistake.
Thank f**k Miles has gone.
Wow! Jordan is a real idiot, but survived.
He could've gone for wearing a sarong imo.
When Jordan looked like he was going to throw up, it was just... surreal.
So what is Jordan's 'textstart' idea?
I don't think anyone knows..save that there are already three people on board.
Neil and Luisa for the final two. If Luisa were a boy, she'd be a dead cert. A male Luisa = a cheeky flirt with good business sense. A female Luisa = ruthless tart.
Also, Myles is not in any way attractive. You would get bored three minutes into a date with him. Give me an ugly poor man who makes me laugh any day of the week.
Quote: Jennie @ July 3 2013, 10:48 PM BSTAlso, Myles is not in any way attractive. You would get bored three minutes into a date with him. Give me an ugly poor man who makes me laugh any day of the week.
I don't know, I saw him on You've Been Fired and thought he came across as fairly affable. And the way he crumbled on the last task was touchingly human.
I think Myles is quite attractive. He's got that manly, confident look about him that women are attracted to. For one night stands.
Although I think he's married with kids, isn't he?
I think he has the cold eyes of a dead fish. No offence to the man if he somehow happens upon this...
Quote: Jennie @ July 3 2013, 10:48 PM BSTNeil and Luisa for the final two. If Luisa were a boy, she'd be a dead cert. A male Luisa = a cheeky flirt with good business sense. A female Luisa = ruthless tart.
I prefer Neil but that must be because I'm a bloke.
Luisa put me off when she pretended she couldn't cook so that she could be on the frontline.
Neil could probably cook as well, but he was Project "man"ager that week.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 4 2013, 12:02 AM BSTI prefer Neil but that must be because I'm a bloke.
Why, Steve... 
Quote: Jennie @ July 3 2013, 10:48 PM BSTAlso, Myles is not in any way attractive. You would get bored three minutes into a date with him. Give me an ugly poor man who makes me laugh any day of the week.
Flipping 'eck, I'm in. All I have to do now is work on my humour.
If I had to crash land in the jungle, I'd want Myles to be a fellow survivor. He looks like he'd be good at building shelters and fighting off canibals.
I'm getting annoyed with Sugar's "wise after the event" shtick. He condemned the boys' failure on the grounds that they were selling medium-ticket items, yet earlier he'd conceded that such a strategy might work, and indeed Neil alone had sold £more than anyone.
Quote: Jennie @ July 3 2013, 10:48 PM BSTIf Luisa were a boy, she'd be a dead cert. A male Luisa = a cheeky flirt with good business sense. A female Luisa = ruthless tart.
It's an interesting point, although a male Luisa would still be very annoying.
This game works both ways, of course. The thing a lot of people say about Jordan is that he's short, even though he's clearly highly intelligent, but just imagine a female Jordan; it's Bernadette off Big Bang Theory.