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Bless.

I see the German lady won today, tipped her last couple of years for Wimbles, maybe this time. One sexy Frau, what prize thighs she hops about on, even for a tennis lady. I'd like to slap a proud rosette on her excellent botty.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ July 2 2013, 12:02 AM BST

I see the German lady won today, tipped her last couple of years for Wimbles, maybe this time. One sexy Frau, what prize thighs she hops about on, even for a tennis lady. I'd like to slap a proud rosette on her excellent botty.

Not sure you're approaching one of the country's leading sporting events in the right way !

:D

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ July 1 2013, 12:41 PM BST

I hope not!!

Similar to Murray (as it seems), Hingis was despised in her home country despite her success. Mind you, she was a miserable narcissistic cow.

Hingis has a weird mouth that always looks a bit sneery.
Disliking her is naked faceism.

Bugger.

Go Tim!

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 3 2013, 8:58 PM BST

Bugger.

???
What's that in relation to? Andy Murray?

I thought you only hated England, not Britain.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 3 2013, 9:07 PM BST

???
What's that in relation to? Andy Murray?

I thought you only hated England, not Britain.

It's not so much Murray, miserable cnut that he is. But the 'effin crowd and, more particularly, the cutaway shots of his f**kin' mother !! Angry

I never took my Mom to work with me.

Git.

Pity Murray won. I liked the other guy better.

Brilliant fight back

Murrays got balls

But he always throws one back.

Why do they have more than the two balls they need to serve?

And stop bouncing the thing so many times before you serve ffs !

When a tournament becomes about just one player it ruins the tournament. Murray and his idiot fans are spoiling Wimbeldon.

Seeing ferguson smiling as he watched I almost wanted Murray to lose.

Quote: chipolata @ July 3 2013, 9:43 PM BST

When a tournament becomes about just one player it ruins the tournament. Murray and his idiot fans are spoiling Wimbeldon.

'clicks "like" '

Best. Post-match interview. Ever.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/23167713

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