Quote: Loopey @ July 1 2013, 6:56 PM BSTI just got another one back, is it normal to blub about that?
What? They come back?! 
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Before Chip left his house today the cat comes waltzing down the path with a bird in it's mouth. Three times Chip went out to try and save the bird, who was still alive, and three times the cat sprinted off into the hedge.
Chip had to concede defeat and let her crunch up the bird.
The cat always wins.
Quote: zooo @ July 2 2013, 11:07 AM BSTThe cat always wins.
Pff. I'll win. When I get home tonight I'll give her a bloody good grooming as punishment, which she hates and finds humiliating if I do it in front of other cats. Which I will.
Do you groom your cats with your tongue Chip?
No wonder she finds it humiliating.
The easiest thing to groom a cat with is a blow torch.
Quote: L.E. @ July 2 2013, 12:30 PM BSTDo you groom your cats with your tongue Chip?
Don't make me give you a good "grooming" too, L.E..
Quote: Will Cam @ July 2 2013, 10:07 AM BSTWhat? They come back?!
One did, one didn't, one never left in the first place. So don't let the spare bedroom out yet. If it's like ours was you won't be able to get in there without a battering ram anyway. 
Quote: Loopey @ July 2 2013, 1:07 PM BSTOne did, one didn't, one never left in the first place. So don't let the spare bedroom out yet. If it's like ours was you won't be able to get in there without a battering ram anyway.
Very much like yours!
Here is another nodding donkey interior!
Rubbish! I have to work with these sometimes.
Chip's dominating the Active Threads. He can go and do something else now.
Give a seagull a hug.
We've got some half price cracked ice and miles and miles of carpet tiles
Tv s, deep freeze and David Bowie LPs,
Ball games, gold chains, whassa-names, and at a push,
Some Trevor Francis track suits from a mush in Shepherds Bush.