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Ooh fun. Would have to bring your own sexy jumpsuit.

Quote: Lee @ July 1 2013, 3:43 PM BST

There is a mini ride on train that goes around the lake, that was quite fun to watch, for a few seconds...

:D

Chip had a meeting earlier and got accused of having peculiar body language!

Did you tell them that's just how people sit when they have a satsuma in each pocket?

Quote: chipolata @ July 1 2013, 4:19 PM BST

Chip had a meeting earlier and got accused of having peculiar body language!

Laughing out loud

Billwill has been scrumping his neighbour's cherries and is now full of cherries & feeling a bit queasy.

Billwill has a tendency to make perfectly innocent things sound filthy lately.

Quote: zooo @ July 1 2013, 4:43 PM BST

Did you tell them that's just how people sit when they have a satsuma in each pocket?

They weren't satsumas. Cool

My oldest lad has moved in to a flat today with his mate. Mrs Will Cam will be blubbing later. 2 down, 1 to go!

Quote: billwill @ July 1 2013, 5:12 PM BST

scrumping his neighbour's cherries and is now full of cherries & feeling a bit queasy.

Was Michael Barrymore's reply to caution after being arrested for poolgate.

Quote: Will Cam @ July 1 2013, 6:52 PM BST

My oldest lad has moved in to a flat today with his mate. Mrs Will Cam will be blubbing later. 2 down, 1 to go!

I just got another one back, is it normal to blub about that?

Del Boy: "There's nothing wrong with crying, Albert. I cried when me mum died. I shed a little tear when Rodney got married and left home... I cried even more when he came back!"

Going to go out on my bike in a bit. Pedal Pedal!

That's no way to talk about your girlfriend!

Quote: chipolata @ July 1 2013, 4:19 PM BST

Chip had a meeting earlier and got accused of having peculiar body language!

Please don't tell me it was French*

* OK I know Zooo wins!

Just being a geek.

What type of geek?

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