Quote: Steve Sunshine @ June 28 2013, 11:47 PM BST
I had to get a dead crow out of a hole in the wall at home last weekend.
Before you ask that chat up line has only worked once.
Were you chatting up a cat, by any chance?
Anyway I was dreading it, it was horrible, but luckily it's insides had already been eaten out by flies if the weight was anything to go by.
Not so lucky for the crow. And I don't think I'd feel it was my lucky day either if I were in your shoes. 
Quote: George Kaplan @ June 28 2013, 11:55 PM BSTWere you chatting up a cat, by any chance?
Does that cat up line ever work?
Quote: George Kaplan @ June 28 2013, 11:55 PM BSTI don't think I'd feel it was my lucky day either if I were in your shoes.
Don't worry I went out & killed another one for Joy.
Quote: George Kaplan @ June 28 2013, 9:55 PM BSTHey, I just *discovered* some more.
Fourteen for hunger
Fifteen for thunder
Sixteen for scandal
Seventeen for a candle
Eighteen for beaver
Nineteen for fever
Twenty beware a cleaver.
It's all getting a bit Wickerman, Kaplan!
Quote: chipolata @ June 29 2013, 10:53 AM BSTIt's all getting a bit Wickerman, Kaplan!
I see what you mean, chip. 
But why so formal? Just call me Kap.
I thought this thread was about the latest film in the series . . .
