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Heather Mills Page 2

And after all he did for her. Paul was like a crutch to that woman!

PS. This is why I don't write topical gags.

I hear Paul's just given her a leg up. £55million should see her on her feet don't you think?

This could run and run!

I think the divorce settlement is going to cost Paul a leg

Yeah but he's well able to foot the bill

It's toe joke.

I think she has a leg-itimate claim. Have you no sole?

Still, time heels all.

It's getting corny now Laughing out loud

I think if the shoe was on the other foot she'd have a better standing in the public eye

With that ammount of cash, she'll be able to but her own plane,better than shaving?

Laughing out loud

Quote: Ray Dawson @ February 12, 2008, 11:10 PM

With that ammount of cash, she'll be able to but her own plane,better than shaving?

Took me a while to get that.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Do they grind up the plants?

When they were like shagging doggy fashion, wouldn't she just fall over? Kneely time for bed me thinks.

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