I Caught The Clap From You (Nothing Compares 2U)

Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2U

"I Caught The Clap From You"

It's been itchy and it's really sore,
Since you put your dick inside of me,
I scratch all night and itch all day,
Since you put your dick inside of me,
Since you come it really burns to pee,
I can see a rash and ooze,

All the woman that you f**ked, fella,
In the back door,
Why couldn't we have done it that way?
I know that sleeping with you baby, I was a real retard,
But I'm going to make sure that you die,
Because I caught the clap,
I caught the clap, from you.

My kind of song.

Put it in the comp, you filthy bugger.

F**king disgusting.

Keep an eye on the syllable count though - the problem with this song is that it's more inflexible than most because she sings it quite precisely.

E.g.:
"It's been itchy and really sore" is a syllable short of the original
"It's been seven hours and fifteen days" and I think it shows...

... or am I being picky?

You make a good point, but I'm happy(lazy) to keep it the way it is.

I'll remember for future reference though.

Thanks btw.

(I added "it's") better?

Dude! _/ That was really good we finally have something decent for our podcast

Some bits don't scan that well but nothing major

What does 'scan' mean?

Erm well it doesn't fit in with the melody and/or music

Ah. I sang along whilst writing and some bits were a bit off, but most of it was good.

Quote: Leevil @ February 12, 2008, 10:35 PM

Ah. I sang along whilst writing and some bits were a bit off, but most of it was good.

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I read it to the song and sung along. It was bloody hilarious i need a webcam and a youtube account

Quote: Leevil @ February 12, 2008, 10:35 PM

Ah. I sang along whilst writing and some bits were a bit off, but most of it was good.

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Don't take much to add a few "I"s or "you"s or "And"s.

No it don't.