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What are you eating? Page 629

Quote: Lee @ June 26 2013, 8:52 PM BST

This is a genuine photo of me with a load of Kitkats (me not included)

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Angry Can I have some? I will pay to buy them of you!

You will PAY to BUY them?

Quote: Lee @ June 26 2013, 8:56 PM BST

You will PAY to BUY them?

Yes.

That a surreal flourish of true genius there, David!

I just had a pizza. From the takeaway. Probably shouldn't have...

There is an idea there!

Quote: Ben @ June 26 2013, 9:02 PM BST

That a surreal flourish of true genius there, David!

I just had a pizza. From the takeaway. Probably shouldn't have...

Pizza is great!.

I think it's Italian?

Quote: Lee @ June 26 2013, 9:07 PM BST

I think it's Italian?

Well yeah Errr. Pizza is so good I think you should have it if your on a diet.

We're all on a diet, David :)

Quote: Lee @ June 26 2013, 9:11 PM BST

We're all on a diet, David :)

:( Why did you have to say that? I was having fun and you spoiled it. :(

What do most girls say to you 3 mins into sex? [/sootyj]

Quote: David Smith @ June 26 2013, 9:12 PM BST

I was having fun and you spoiled it. :(

Quote: Lee @ June 26 2013, 9:15 PM BST

What do most girls say to you 3 mins into sex? - sootyj

I don't know ask them. ;)

Cooking a chili con . .

I wanted it quite hot and having just checked it . . . . . Jeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz !

What? WHAT?! Too hot or not hot enough?

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 26 2013, 9:22 PM BST

Cooking a chili con . .

I wanted it quite hot and having just checked it . . . . . Jeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz !

I love chill con. Nice and hot.

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