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Bad habits. Page 2

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I swear too much. And fidget too much.

Me too.

Quote: roscoff @ February 19 2009, 11:18 PM GMT

Masturbating in the freezer section of Morrisons.

And you'd better stay there! If I can you in the fresh meat section again I'l pour honey on your fur.

But my worst habit? Compulsive punning is pretty bad and saying "ooh can I steal that line for a sketch,"

Come to think of it I am something of a pain in the arse.

I haven't even got onto slow motion nose picking....

Quote: sootyj @ February 21 2009, 3:28 PM GMT

I haven't even got onto slow motion nose picking....

It's easy. Just have a quick dig around for a soft bit then pull gently. You should get a nice stretchy strand which gives the impression it's coming out in slow motion. I think you'll agree I live up to my sig.

I'm a man (I barely scrape into the category, medically) with too many hideous habits to mention. I too have done the farting against doors but it's not so much a habit, as more recreation.

Quote: SlagA @ February 21 2009, 7:57 PM GMT

I too have done the farting against doors but it's not so much a habit, as more recreation.

Beware SlagA. What started as innocent recreation has burgeoned into an obsessive compulsive disorder.

Quote: roscoff @ February 19 2009, 11:24 PM GMT

Real bad habit. Picking my nose at traffic lights. Sometimes I'm even in the car.

Oh, just like Rod Stewart!

Quote: Huge Bear @ February 22 2009, 10:48 AM GMT

Oh, just like Rod Stewart!

In Rod's defense, I waited next to him for a red light in Beverly Hills for several minutes and he never dug for gold. Maybe he didn't want to ruin the Ferrari's leather upholstery.

Was going to start my own but found this one...what a right scuzzy lot hung around here in 2009...
And to think I thought my leaving the teabag in was bad Angelic

Talk too much

Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 26 2013, 8:54 PM BST

Was going to start my own but found this one...what a right scuzzy lot hung around here in 2009...
And to think I thought my leaving the teabag in was bad Angelic

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I have no bad habits. I am the perfect human ... apart from ...

No one is perfect.

Quote: Lee @ February 20 2009, 10:23 PM GMT

Well I'm just perfect.

Quote: Lee @ June 26 2013, 9:00 PM BST
Quote: Lee @ February 20 2009, 10:23 PM GMT

Well I'm just perfect.

Your an exception.

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