Should I start a 'Sorry for starting threads' thread?
Little things that make you go Grrrrrr... Page 4
Quote: ajp29 @ February 12, 2008, 9:58 PMShould I start a 'Sorry for starting threads' thread?
Ellie's going to batter me and she plays rugby 
Quote: ajp29 @ February 12, 2008, 10:02 PMEllie's going to batter me and she plays rugby
And she does other things, that her lawyers have told me not to tell anyone.
Quote: ajp29 @ February 12, 2008, 10:02 PMEllie's going to batter me and she plays rugby
Just run away her foot might not be better yet.
Guys who try to pick you up but won't take no for an answer. Like when you are out with friends and some slime ball slides over to you and pesters you. I SAID NO. I don't want your drink, I don't want to dance, go before I set off my rape alarm!
Do you want a drink Ruby? Or a dance maybe?
Quote: ian_w @ February 12, 2008, 11:29 PMDo you want a drink Ruby? Or a dance maybe?
What's in it for me? 
rohypnol.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ February 12, 2008, 11:41 PMWhat's in it for me?
Ah phew! I'm not a slime ball then?
Quote: zooo @ February 12, 2008, 11:42 PMrohypnol.
I have 2 left if you fancy a quick beer zooo?
She doesn't need it, just tell her you're a comedian.
Ah, go on then.
(Or a Blue Peter presenter)
But I'd feel so bad about lying
About being a comedian I mean, not that there's rohypnol in your drink
It's rohypnol, I won't remember in the morning.
Maybe just as well!