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Madness!!

Quote: Will Cam @ June 25 2013, 5:37 PM BST

Will Cam is inside his brand new shed on his allotment and is as happy as a pig in shit.

Brand new? That's controversial, it should really be cobbled together from old windows and bits of corrugated iron; "allotment chic."

Quote: Nogget @ June 25 2013, 7:53 PM BST

Brand new? That's controversial, it should really be cobbled together from old windows and bits of corrugated iron; "allotment chic."

Bollocks to that Nogget. This is middle class allotmeneering. Here is the beauty, 8'x6' ( or for those who deal only in metric - f**k off).

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Please ignore the grass, I haven't been up the 'lotty for about 3 weeks (no commitment - another reassuring sign of middle classness).

Shouldn't you have a flagpole a la Uncle Mort ?

What an excellent Idea Old Rocker, I'll add that on the list :D .

I would probably be tempted to paint that shed yellow. Or light blue. Something a bit beach hut-y anyway.

Why do that when you can just sit in it?

You gotta make things pretty.

I'm sure he'll have a topless model's calendar pinned up, as per tradition.

Pure class!

Quote: zooo @ June 26 2013, 1:01 AM BST

I would probably be tempted to paint that shed yellow. Or light blue. Something a bit beach hut-y anyway.

No!

Quote: Lee @ June 26 2013, 1:02 AM BST

Why do that when you can just sit in it?

Yes!

Quote: Lee @ June 26 2013, 1:09 AM BST

I'm sure he'll have a topless model's calendar pinned up, as per tradition.

Dirty boy

It looks like pressure treated timber, so you wouldn't want to paint it.

Are those raised beds made from sleepers, or just very robust wood?
I ask because I'm in the process of refurbing my veg plot...

Euphamism?

Thats what see shed

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