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I can't believe you're still on H1.

Quote: zooo @ June 23 2013, 6:25 PM BST

I can't believe you're still on H1.

I like to make each H last. Cool

Quote: chipolata @ June 23 2013, 6:27 PM BST

I like to make each H last. Cool

:O >_< >_< >_< Sick

Conservative MPs have drawn up an "Alternative Queen's Speech" with radical policies such as bringing back the death penalty, privatising the BBC and banning the burka in public spaces.

The 42 bills also include legislation to scrap wind farm subsidies, end the ringfence for foreign aid spending and rename the late August Bank Holiday "Margaret Thatcher Day".

Quote: lofthouse @ June 24 2013, 9:39 PM BST

Conservative MPs have drawn up an "Alternative Queen's Speech" with radical policies such as bringing back the death penalty, privatising the BBC and banning the burka in public spaces.

The 42 bills also include legislation to scrap wind farm subsidies, end the ringfence for foreign aid spending and rename the late August Bank Holiday "Margaret Thatcher Day".

That's a piss take. Right?

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 24 2013, 9:56 PM BST

That's a piss take. Right?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10133076/Conservative-MPs-launch-attempt-to-bring-back-death-penalty-privatise-the-BBC-and-ban-burka.html

Thatcher day, when we all celebrate by burning effigies of her?

Quote: Pingl @ June 24 2013, 10:29 PM BST

Thatcher day, when we all celebrate by burning effigies of her?

I'll be there to light the torches.

Actually we don't have an August Bank Holiday. Maybe a good reason to vote for independence to keep it that way.

I'll be there to piss on the photo.

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 24 2013, 11:28 PM BST

I'll be there to piss on the photo.

Thank you!
Here it is:

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Quote: Rob H @ June 23 2013, 9:35 PM BST

Lovey Lovey Lovey <3

:O

Asda has just gone to bed saying 'toodle pip'.

Intensely annoying but seems to originate via toodle-oo from the French à tout à l'heure 'see you soon'

If anyone is remotely interested . . .

:|

I like a toodle-pip. It's the sort of thing my mom might say to me. "Toodle-pip, Chip!"

F**k me it's Bertie Wooster

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