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Quote: Oldrocker @ June 20 2013, 9:43 PM BST

I think I heard on the wireless that Shearer's Bar at St James' Park has been renamed 'Nine' or '9'.

F**k me? wireless? Just how old are you rocker?

Quote: bigfella @ June 20 2013, 9:59 PM BST

F**k me? wireless? Just how old are you rocker?

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Quote: bigfella @ June 20 2013, 9:59 PM BST

F**k me? wireless? Just how old are you rocker?

My mother-in-law pronounces wi-fi as "wee fee". :D

Quote: George Kaplan @ June 20 2013, 10:03 PM BST

My mother-in-law pronounces wi-fi as "wee fee". :D

Yes but Rocker was referring to the radio!

Quote: bigfella @ June 20 2013, 11:16 PM BST

Yes but Rocker was referring to the radio!

I know. It was a wee tangent. Maybe I should have added that she's in her mid-70's, and also calls the radio "the wireless", and mispronounces lots of other new-fangled things too. :)

Love the fact that Tahiti can still qualify for the semi-finals despite shipping 16 goals in 2 games.

If Tahiti and Spain both win 10-0 then the Pacific islanders will progress on goal difference. :)

Robbie Savage says the tournament is devalued by them being there but I think he's missing the point. The competition is more a practice run before the real thing next year and the trophy nothing more than as a 'nice to have'. It's like the World Club Cup in that respect.

There are a lot of nations who have zero chance of playing on the big stage and offering them a route to a tournament where they can get 15 minutes of fame gives all those countries hope. They won a regional competition fair and square and as a result they are there by right. Stop being an arse Savage.

[*insert comma in final sentence at own discretion]

I'd prefer to listen to this lot talk about football any day.

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Yaaay

The Doog !

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That's a stellar line up! If only...

Quote: Tuumble @ June 22 2013, 3:44 PM BST

That's a stellar line up! If only...

Looking at those shirts and ties, I'm relieved the photo's not in colour.

Jack's doing something weird with his eyes. I'd be psyched out by him if I was the photographer. Don't think I'd hang around too long after.

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 20 2013, 9:43 PM BST

I think I heard on the wireless that Shearer's Bar at St James' Park has been renamed 'Nine' or '9'.

Petty twats.(It seems like without knowing the full story I would add)

Apparently Shearer has said some less than complimentary things about Ashley.

And I could never understand why it was called a wireless because there always seemed to be lots of wires - going out (and in - insert your own song reference).

Brazil - Italy 3 - 2 and 20 minutes to play...

2nd half has been way more interesting than the 1st.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 22 2013, 9:41 PM BST

2nd half has been way more interesting than the 1st.

Not only lots of goals but also lots of strange situations and mistakes.

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