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Quote: lofthouse @ June 21 2013, 10:58 PM BST

When I was at school I would have deffo run away to France with Mrs Duffy

Miiiiiilf

Or 'mummy' as Lofthouse calls her.

God I've just realised she'd be about 60 now !

I probably still would though

Quote: chipolata @ June 21 2013, 11:05 PM BST

I don't remember any hot teachers at school, college or university. :(

Are you a blind person?

I have a memory of a French history lecturer who was so scrumptious I couldn't take my eyes of him to write my notes.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-22993904

Oh my aching sides.

http://topinfopost.com/2013/06/21/obama-destroyed-called-a-war-criminal-in-irish-parliament

What a woman

Lovey

I went to an all male boarding school run by Catholic Brothers, so running away to France with any of them would not have been appealing. However just running away would have been nice. P.S I have got over the stammer but the nervous tic is still a problem Teary

PPS Have you got Mrs Duffy's address, she sounds about my age :)

When it comes to non stories, this has to be up there . . .

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2013/06/22/hair-raising-imposter-fooled-salon-staff-that-hes-joe-longthorne/

Quote: Pingl @ June 22 2013, 3:54 PM BST

I went to an all male boarding school run by Catholic Brothers, so running away to France with any of them would not have been appealing. However just running away would have been nice. P.S I have got over the stammer but the nervous tic is still a problem Teary

It doesn't begin with "A" and end with "h", does it?

Quote: George Kaplan @ June 22 2013, 5:58 PM BST

It doesn't begin with "A" and end with "h", does it?

No it began with D and ended in E.

Quote: Pingl @ June 22 2013, 9:38 PM BST

No it began with D and ended in E.

Ok. Glad for your sake it wasn't the one that starts with "S" and ends with "T".
:)

WTF are you lot talking about ?

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 22 2013, 11:24 PM BST

WTF are you lot talking about ?

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:D

Come on, OR! I bet if you try really hard you can come up with a word that starts with "S" and ends with "T". ;)

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