Been messing about with this sort of silly idea. Not sure though.
Sketch # 1
INT - PLUMBERS YARD - DAY
SUPER MARIO IS SITTING AT A DESK DOING SOME PAPERWORK. THE TELEPHONE RINGS
MARIO:
Hello. Ees a Super Mario's plumbers. How can I helpa you?
WOMAN:
I seem to have a problem with my car.
MARIO:
Hey laidee ees thees a joke? I a plumber innit?
WOMAN:
Can't you fix cars then?
MARIO:
OK laidee. I tell a you what I do. I'll come round and use the high pressure jet on it. I can't sai fairer than that.
WOMAN:
Will that fix it?
MARIO:
Probably not but I use it for all ofa my jobs. I even use it lasta week to cuta de grass at my place.
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Sketch # 2
INT - PLUMBERS YARD OFFICE - DAY
SUPER MARIO IS SITTING AT A DESK DOING SOME PAPERWORK. THE TELEPHONE RINGS
MARIO:
Hello. Ees a Super Mario's plumbers. How cana I help you?
WOMAN:
I have a dripping tap and I think it needs a new washer.
MARIO
OK laidee, I come round and a feex it for a you.
WOMAN:
Will it cost much? I'm a pensioner you see.
MARIO:
Hey laidee I chargea by the hour. But that's a leetle job so by the time I have a changed the washer and pressure-jetted the seestem it will only take about 4 hours. So that's about £360 plus the VAT.
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