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Quote: sootyj @ June 21 2013, 11:26 AM BST

You're basically living in the 1930s

Ha - indeed. I also sleep in a single bed next to my fiance... who I haven't moved in with yet obviously.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 21 2013, 11:27 AM BST

You're a good woman.

Angelic

Quote: L.E. @ June 21 2013, 11:29 AM BST

Ha - indeed. I also sleep in a single bed next to my fiance... who I haven't moved in with yet obviously.

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"Teacher Jeremy Forrest jailed for five and a half years for child abduction and child sex offences "

Too long or not long enough? I'm not sure; on the one hand, he's certainly not in the same league as someone like Jimmy Savile, but there again child-abduction sound very serious (and can carry a sentence of up to 7 years).

Stewart Hall got 14 months for multiple rapes.

This guy clearly beloved he was in a mutual relationship however stupid and deluded that is.

Too long, a year would have done.

Quote: sootyj @ June 21 2013, 2:31 PM BST

Stewart Hall got 14 months for multiple rapes.

This guy clearly beloved he was in a mutual relationship however stupid and deluded that is.

Too long, a year would have done.

You come up with the best typos. :D

They're usually a truer expression of what I really want to fellate.

Quote: sootyj @ June 21 2013, 2:41 PM BST

They're usually a truer expression of what I really want to fellate.

Laughing out loud

That said he really is a complete idiot and profoundly selfish.

He does richly deserve a custodial sentence.

I just wished a few more burglars and muggers got similar.

Quote: sootyj @ June 21 2013, 2:31 PM BST

Stewart Hall got 14 months for multiple rapes.

This guy clearly beloved he was in a mutual relationship however stupid and deluded that is.

Too long, a year would have done.

I largely agree with the logic, but feel that as a teacher, he should be punished more harshly than someone else in the same situation. There really should be a huge deterrent to stop teachers abusing the postion of trust they hold.

Quote: Rob H @ June 21 2013, 2:54 PM BST

I largely agree with the logic, but feel that as a teacher, he should be punished more harshly than someone else in the same situation. There really should be a huge deterrent to stop teachers abusing the postion of trust they hold.

You're not on one of your job interviews now, H.

Make him write out 10,000,000 times whilst in prison,

"I must not have sex with my pupils"

Quote: chipolata @ June 21 2013, 2:56 PM BST

You're not on one of your job interviews now, H.

I'm so useless at interviews I'd probably end up saying something like 'fresh meat...phwoar.. can't blame him.'

Is it the longest day already!!!

We hardly seem to have had spring yet this year..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-22999367

Quote: sootyj @ June 21 2013, 2:57 PM BST

Make him write out 10,000,000 times whilst in prison,

"I must not have sex with my pupils"

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

"see me after school, preferably in just your pants"

I can't believe he didnt claim he had a breakdown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vccwzuttIQY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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