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What was the best playground insult? Page 3
[quote name="James Williams" post="99006" date="February 12, 2008, 4:23 PM"]Mirrors.
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I'm super glue it bounces off me and sticks to you
"You're a Newfie" was a favorite around the school yard. I don't think we even knew that Newfie meant a Newfoundlander (A province in Canada), thought it meant someone who was dumb.
What about funny nicknames? I knew a lad called Neil O'Brien, who was known as "Nob". Then there was a lad who had a weird little patch of white hair, like Graham Norton has, who was known as "Nelson", after Nelson's column, because it looked like a pigeon had shat on his head. There was a lad who I started calling "Les", after Les Miserables, because he was so boring, and I found myself having to sit next to him in a few lessons. There was "Skippy", who got the name because he had a really bad stutter, and would make little tutting noises, like those that Skippy the Kangaroo made, when he was struggling to get his words out. There was "Max", who was named afer Max Headroom, due to him having such a long head. But the weirdest of all the nicknames belonged to a lad who was known as "Sharon", because somebody noticed that he looked exactly like the actress Sharon Gless, who played Cagney, in Cagney and Lacey.
Show off
Show off
Pick your nose
And blow off
Those were funny Katskillz
Queen Latifah: We called him that because one day my friend's dad had just got a new Lazyboy, my friend Joe sat down in it and said "I feel like a Queen in this chair.." realized perhaps a few seconds later that he had said Queen and tried to correct himself but the damage was already done.
Heavy Kevy: Because he was fat...but now he's slim and buff...but we still call him Heavy Kevy anyways...even my mom called him it.
Jewboy Moneybags: A rich friend of ours who was jewish..but went to a Catholic high school. Again..it was the only name my parents knew him by even though they hated saying it. "Is...Jewboy coming over...CURT what is his real name!!" hahaa
Skidder: While at a friends house someone noticed a pair of his boxers laying on the ground with a "skid" mark in it. Thus...skidder.
Dutchman: That is still my nick name to this day, but what's funnier was my little brother's nickname (who's only two years younger then me) became "Little Dutchman" which he hates.
I'm known as Frodo at work because I apparantly look a bit like him.
I don't like it. Then again it's a step up from fat ass and fatty fat fat, from when I was obese.
'Your the only alter boy who likes being altered!'
Went to Catholic school 
Hey man some chicks dig the Frodo. I have a friend who collects anything that looks like Elijah Wood dressed in his Frodo outfit....she's a bit odd but good looking none the less.
Grade school for me at that was it. After that what's the point? You did your first communion and then the acceptance thing...actually taht acceptance thing is kinda cult like when you think about it. "Do you believe in god, and accept the Catholic Church as bla bla bla". Plus I was an alterboy as well.
I had a friend who had bright white feet. We called her coma toes
Quote: Charley @ February 12, 2008, 7:28 PMI had a friend who had bright white feet. We called her coma toes
I hope your not yanking my chain and that is a real nick name of someone because that is funny.
Spacker was always popular at my school; as was bummer, gaylord, mong, wank stain, dickhead, spongle, spoon.
We did. She is now 37 & I still call her it.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 12, 2008, 7:30 PMSpacker was always popular at my school; as was bummer, gaylord, mong, wank stain, dickhead, spongle, spoon.
What kind of parents give their children those names?
Quote: Charley @ February 12, 2008, 7:31 PMWe did. She is now 37 & I still call her it.
I love it!