From "Status Report" today.
Quote: chipolata @ June 19 2013, 10:52 AM BSTChip's just been out in the sun. Eating satsumas on a grassy verge like a lord.
Chip's poetic skills have inspired me to write my first lines of poetry in yonks.
Maybe he's inspired you too?
Let's see what masterpiece we can create together.
I'll start if I may:
CHIP'S POEM
Eating satsumas on a grassy verge like a lord,
Chip's gaze met a fair maiden.
He reckoned - I've scored...
Good old George K
Been here a long while
His post count is low
But some do make me smile
Ta, Steve! 
Let's see if we can add to Chip's poem if pos.
Me again.
The maiden though had other ideas.
To fend Chip off, she grew a beard.
Chip gave up, he didn't persue her
He went back to the bank for another satsuma.
So, my dear friends,
this is how the sad story ends:
Chip never managed to touch the maiden's tits,
plus: the rotten satsuma gave him terrible s...
But just when he thought it was all over,
At the door arrived two Witnesses from Jehovah.
One called Liam in a pullover,
singing Champagne Supernova.
It's not good poetry.
It's true that some of the verse did make me want to curse.
Although this is the fourth thread to bear the Chipolata name, which puts me well ahead in the BCG game. 
Quote: chipolata @ June 19 2013, 8:53 PM BSTAlthough this is the fourth thread to bear the Chipolata name, which puts me well ahead in the BCG game.
Nuh uh.
Quote: chipolata @ June 19 2013, 8:53 PM BSTIt's true that some of the verse did make me want to curse.
Although this is the fourth thread to bear the Chipolata name, which puts me well ahead in the BCG game.
David Smiths "I Like eating Chips do you" Thread doesn't count.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ June 19 2013, 9:02 PM BSTDavid Smiths "I Like eating Chips do you" Thread doesn't count.
There's about twenty six threads if you count threads with chips in the title!
If sootyj doesn't make at least one appearance in this thread, I'm going to take it personally. 
Quote: Pingl @ June 19 2013, 8:46 PM BSTOne called Liam in a pullover,
singing Champagne Supernova.
Chip noticed that his eye was beady,
And the copy of "Watchtower" he brandished was seedy...
And he had a ladder and a very weak bladder.
He wasn't coming in, no matter his spin.
I miss Chips old Avatars
Lots of girls in just their bras