Pikachu
Wednesday 19th June 2013 1:22pm [Edited]
Brighton
13 posts
Hey, hi
So good to see some fellow STFuW losers. Mine was a dozen linked sketches - plus terrible gags at the end. A total fail. Check out the first one (as a radio skit? Such an idiot.) All 2012 vintage really - so much better, now.
G5.Dr. Who at Buckingham palace receiving gong, but everything is not as it seems.
Queen: Exterminate
Doctor: Expeliarmus, your majesty. <Waves wand>
Queen crumbles to dust, as drinks cupboard doors swing wide open and queen mother corpse wheels like remote control toy, wide brimmed hat, top half poking from shopping trolley, saliva drips. Rips off face, she is Davros.
OPENING CREDITS. Delia Derbyshire music dadumdadaumdadumdadum
G6.Balding and Lineker to be Executed.
G7.Geef, that cauliflower cheese was inspirational, and Andy Murphy in the tennis final, just brilliant. Life doesn't get much more affirming.
G8.Local News
'And in other news...a man was arrested today for looking at women's bottoms in Asda. Here's Jenny with the weather.'
'Thank you, Derek.'
These were some of the gags - on about page 40. I pretty much sent them my life story. Never replied, the bitches. They have a blog, you can leave hatemail.