The Show What You Wrote Page 36

Quote: Pete Turton @ June 12 2013, 11:25 PM BST

I once wrote on the one shows Facebook page telling them that they were lightweight and should focus on the history of barrels rather than criticising nhs staff. Do you think I'm blacklisted too?

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Yep, now you'll never have the pleasure and pressure of attempting to write a link to follow a domestic abuse bit with some recipes for dinner party appetisers made entirely from kelp. Through word of mouth this could eventually lead to writing zingers for Adrian Chiles, a dream I know we all have, for his delivery through that mush of a face is exquisitely timed.

Damn!

That's f**k all I intend to get banned from Argos later on when I take my f**king Kettle back (It's the same as the one in Bussels Video).
I have no receipt, no box and I'm not even sure I got it in Argos, but will that stop me flipping and threatening the staff, will it f**k!# Chavtastic

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ June 13 2013, 1:21 PM BST

That's f**k all I intend to get banned from Argos later on when I take my f**king Kettle back (It's the same as the one in Bussels Video).
I have no receipt, no box and I'm not even sure I got it in Argos, but will that stop me flipping and threatening the staff, will it f**k!# Chavtastic

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New blood for Radio 4, no doubt...

Just got back from Argos, got a lift half way off the police.
They wouldn't give me my money back so I swapped the kettle for an iron and I going to make a cheese toastie for my tea.

Keep that on ice for the next Kitchen Sink episode Ted..

Shan the only way I'll get on Radio is in a newsflash.
Probably involving a stand off outside Media City between the SWYW writers and producers and a distressed man who is fluctuating between threats and tears.
I f**ked up because I'm f**ked up it's my own fault but I don't know it?

Just create a pen name Teddy and submit under that name - simple.

Better to be blanked than exposed.
Imagine everyone has their headphones on ready to act out my best work, when I get a Producers chair across the back off Carl Cooper.

Crime and Thriller cut emails are going out now as I received a pleasant one just now, it was as fragrant as it was encouraging. Anyone else?

Yes.

My Sketch made it in.
Woo Hooh!

My sketch made in it in too.

Good luck to everybody.

Made the cut with my Crime sketch.

( I only submitted one sketch to the show, so 100% success )

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ June 13 2013, 7:07 PM BST

Better to be blanked than exposed.

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Unless you run a nudist colony...

Congratulations to all those who got something in the final show. A proper, grown-up Radio 4 credit isn't to be sniffed out.

And special mention to JohnnyD that is literally a 1 in 1000 achievement!