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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,235

No, a knight.

Quote: bigfella @ June 14 2013, 10:36 PM BST

No, a knight.

He startet as a dung shoveller and is now a knight. Congratulations, Baldrick...er...Tony!

Duke of Edinburgh being treated for shock after finally being visited by family!

That bleedin' Balding woman again.

Angry

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/jun/14/asylum-detainees-hunger-strikes

Discuss.

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 15 2013, 12:00 AM BST

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/jun/14/asylum-detainees-hunger-strikes

Discuss.

We need a law which means self-harm results in their deportation.

Thankfully the government are making Britain such a gigantic grot hole that eventually nobody will want to come here.

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Worra c**t

What a shit paper.

Don't do a Rihanna, Nigella! Dump the old bastard.

So now we'll hear all about how weird, controlling and cruel Saatchi really is, for the next few weeks?

If the man's unpleasant (and idiotic) enough to grab somebody by the throat in a public place he deserves the predictable media mauling he's about to get.

I saw it in the Mail on the bus where it said; Sachi on his third marriage, Nigella on her second.

Nigella had a long, happy marriage that ended with the death of her husband from cancer.

It says all you need to know about the Mail, that they snidely allow people to mistake her widowhood for divorce.

Quote: chipolata @ June 17 2013, 9:58 AM BST

If the man's unpleasant (and idiotic) enough to grab somebody by the throat in a public place he deserves the predictable media mauling he's about to get.

I'm not standing up for him, I'm just guessing what might be in the news for a while.

I am available to comfort Nigella any time Whistling nnocently

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