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Cats!!!!! Page 102

Quote: sootyj @ June 15 2013, 9:56 PM BST

erh ma gerhd
rerr terr

:D

Quote: sootyj @ June 15 2013, 10:08 PM BST

Is that chatup line popular in Scotland?
The 'f**k off' bit, definitely.

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Scottish fold cats are amongst my faves, there's one just like this down the road from me.

What a lovely wee thing.

Looks like a furry old school Godzilla.

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yeh I thought that

Quote: David Smith @ June 15 2013, 10:00 PM BST

If anyone is coming to Manchester Victoria I will orgainse a party and a train for them. :D

Tuumble & Keewik & I & a few others did that many years ago, before we joined the BCG.

So I was reading an article on Dogging in the peoples friend most interesting

Quote: billwill @ June 15 2013, 10:54 PM BST

Tuumble & Keewik & I & a few others did that many years ago, before we joined the BCG.

Bill you dog!

Quote: sootyj @ June 15 2013, 10:57 PM BST

Bill you dog!

Hey Sootyj how am I gonna pay for these prostitutes?

True or False?

- Manx cats have no tails
- A group of cats is called a clowder
- A cats ears can rotate 180 degrees, independently of each other
- Approx 24 cat skins can make a coat
- A cat's heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute
- A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime
- The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a pane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km)
- The richest cat is Blackie who was left £15 million by his owner, Ben Rea.
- A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover)
- David Smith has recently acquired four cats from a friends litter, they are called zooo, Lee, Aaron and L.E.

Quote: David Smith @ June 15 2013, 9:39 PM BST

All of those are true.

Wish I were still called Leevil, that would have been a cool name for a cat.

A cat would spell it Leovil

Hey Will what's your new Blues album called?

Quote: Will Cam @ June 15 2013, 11:03 PM BST

Hey Sootyj how am I gonna pay for these prostitutes?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ June 16 2013, 5:04 PM BST

A cat would sell it Leovil

Mercenary moggies

I Have Some Bad News About My Cat (tom was following me and my dad and mum and a very very fast car killed him There And Then ) Rip Tom Teary

I feel a bit suspicious these days after David Smiths friends sudden death story. maybe it's the on the buses avatar or the forums you both go on.
What a shame.Sorry for my cynicism.

Sorry about your cats death.

No dead cat thread yet? :/

They haven't even got a Cats the Musical one!
& I can sing that in German

true story

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