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You could make one yourself! And conjure up a present from toilet roll holders a la Blue Peter.

F**king top of the page!

Just been told of by my daughter for not knowing what a meme is and saying Holly Willoughby is like talking wallpaper

Is a meme a copy? And who the hell is Holly Willoughby? *studies pension book carefully for a clue*

Quote: keewik @ June 15 2013, 9:11 PM BST

Is a meme a copy? And who the hell is Holly Willoughby? *studies pension book carefully for a clue*

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Nil Putters replied a question of mine with "totes". I had no idea what that means and Googled it. Am I that old? Or uncool?

I'm just too cool.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 15 2013, 9:18 PM BST

I'm just too cool.

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Totes.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 15 2013, 9:17 PM BST

Nil Putters replied a question of mine with "totes". I had no idea what that means and Googled it. Am I that old? Or uncool?

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Oh dear, Gordon, you zimmer day is close.

Quote: keewik @ June 15 2013, 9:21 PM BST

you zimmer day is close.

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That's just a few random words to me.

Just been told of by my girlfriend for quite literally 'rolling on floor laughing' at the Cats!!!! thread.

Right who's nicked my sanatogen!

David Smith is causing a breakdown in my relationship.

Maybe he will come and dance Gangnam for you to lighten the mood.

Quote: keewik @ June 15 2013, 9:11 PM BST

Is a meme a copy? And who the hell is Holly Willoughby? *studies pension book carefully for a clue*

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To be honest I still don't know what a meme is, I just nodded knowingly all the while whilst she explained thinking about which biscuit I should have with my cup of tea, it is some sort of caption on an amusing picture Apparently I am so not with it, I didn't know who Avril Levene was, and when I said you could get cream for that I was met by silence. Holly Willoughby is hard to describe as she may be invisible, she presents the voice which I was made to watch, Oh the humanity!

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 15 2013, 9:24 PM BST

That's just a few random words to me.

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Google 'zimmer'. Maybe it's a British brand.