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Quote: David Smith @ June 15 2013, 5:47 PM BST

I was dancing in the train cab today.

Were you naked?

Quote: Ben @ June 15 2013, 5:52 PM BST

David, what sort of engines do these trains have? In terms of capacity and output etc?

The capacity is about from 75-200. 225 hp (168 kW) at 2100 rpm[3]
(Originally fitted with Leyland TL11 6-cylinder 11.1-litre 205 hp (150 kW) at 1950 rpm)[1] Cummins LTA10-R 6-cylinder 10-litre.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 15 2013, 6:00 PM BST

Were you naked?

No :D. I was dancing in the cab like gangam style

Quote: David Smith @ June 15 2013, 6:07 PM BST

The capacity is about from 75-200. 225 hp (168 kW) at 2100 rpm[3]
(Originally fitted with Leyland TL11 6-cylinder 11.1-litre 205 hp (150 kW) at 1950 rpm)[1] Cummins LTA10-R 6-cylinder 10-litre.

Does that chat up line ever work?

David, did you actually know that or have you cut and pasted it? I only ask because you've put/left citations in there. I'd hate to think you were having us on with this train lark.

Be fair, he has other things on his mind now that he has to organize his best mate's funeral.
I'm sure normally he knows these train details by heart.

God, I'm awful! Sorry, David.

Quote: Ben @ June 15 2013, 6:34 PM BST

God, I'm awful! Sorry, David.

It's OK Ben, :). The boss at my work is trying to cheer me up. My train has just arrived to take me home. I am happy I can get the seats with the tables :D. Work wanted me back earlier. My train is the 1900 to Clitheroe.

Don't forget to shove about 95 sheets of loo paper down the bog

It's the law

Quote: lofthouse @ June 15 2013, 6:55 PM BST

Don't forget to shove about 95 sheets of loo paper down the bog

It's the law

I'm not that type of person :)

When you have sex on a plane, David, you join the mile high club. What club do you join if you have sex on a train?

Quote: Ben @ June 15 2013, 8:02 PM BST

When you have sex on a plane, David, you join the mile high club. What club do you join if you have sex on a train?

Sex Offenders Register.

:D

Quote: Ben @ June 15 2013, 8:02 PM BST

When you have sex on a plane, David, you join the mile high club. What club do you join if you have sex on a train?

We don't have that sort of talk on our trains.

It' bloody freezing here. Spent am/pm on a gala day stall in cold,, rain and gales, worried my witch hat would blow away. We raised £119 which wasn't bad considering the awful weather.

I need to pop out and get a Fathers Day card.

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