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Quote: Marc P @ June 14 2013, 9:58 PM BST

Do you use a lot of IT David, nowadays like with with the new fangled technology in cars and and all that?

Laughing out loud

When I used to get pissed up with my mates I would run around on the railway tracks before the train home arrived

They always said not to as you'll get electrocuted

Huh guess I proved them arseholes wrong

Don't give David ideas.

I bet if there's is a story in the news about a derailed and burning train with lots of dead and injured people David sits at home in his bedroom laughing fiendishly.

As I said: I won't ever use a train when I'm in Britain.

I wonder if David ever has to repair the snack trolley on the trains?

Quote: Ben @ June 15 2013, 8:47 AM BST

I wonder if David ever has to repair the snack trolley on the trains?

That would be great. Combining both professions: Chef and train engineer.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 15 2013, 8:54 AM BST

That would be great. Combining both professions: Chef and train engineer.

And funeral organiser, remember.

Will Cam is off to B&Q to buy a strimmer. What an exiting life that twat lives!

Quote: lofthouse @ June 14 2013, 11:27 PM BST

When I used to get pissed up with my mates I would run around on the railway tracks before the train home arrived

They always said not to as you'll get electrocuted

Huh guess I proved them arseholes wrong

That's what annoy causes delay's to trains and annoy lots of people including train crews and me.

Quote: Ben @ June 15 2013, 8:47 AM BST

I wonder if David ever has to repair the snack trolley on the trains?

We don't have snack trolley on the trains.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 15 2013, 8:25 AM BST

I bet if there's is a story in the news about a derailed and burning train with lots of dead and injured people David sits at home in his bedroom laughing fiendishly.

As I said: I won't ever use a train when I'm in Britain.

Just avoid Manchester!

Quote: zooo @ June 15 2013, 11:58 AM BST

Just avoid Manchester!

:D. Zooo there is a few train stations in Manchester! I work at Man Vic.

I have just been called to a train which has no lights working. The engine is not working too. So it will go to NH. There will be replacement sets coming to work the Blackpool train.

I've been thrown off a train twice

Once for sleeping in the luggage rack

Once for arsing around with the fire extinguisher

happy days

Quote: lofthouse @ June 15 2013, 12:23 PM BST

I've been thrown off a train twice

Once for sleeping in the luggage rack

Once for arsing around with the fire extinguisher

happy days

Reminds me of the Young Ones episode "Bambi".

Quote: David Smith @ June 15 2013, 10:39 AM BST

We don't have snack trolley on the trains.

They do up the pointy end.

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