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Quote: David Smith @ June 14 2013, 10:29 PM BST

I am the funny person down there!

There's no doubt about that.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 14 2013, 10:30 PM BST

There's no doubt about that.

I will change a 142 from Wigan to Saltburn!

Elance account suspended for some mysterious reason, so spending evening trying to find a clear copy of ALbert Pierrepoints instructions on his job as a hangman.

I worry myself at times.

Quote: sootyj @ June 14 2013, 10:26 PM BST

So MarcP how goes the affair with the barmaid from the local ale house?

You sir are a cad and a bounder!

Shes taken the ma in law to france. I have dispensation don't I???

What did that message say on that stack of £50 notes and signed copys of your books say that you had delivered to the Vatican?

Quote: Marc P @ June 14 2013, 10:35 PM BST

I have dispensation don't I???

But for what?

Quote: David Smith @ June 14 2013, 10:31 PM BST

I will change a 142 from Wigan to Saltburn!

Do you think you might get the sack some time for buggering people about?

Quote: keewik @ June 14 2013, 10:42 PM BST

get the sack some time for buggering people about?

And then. Back to the job as a chef? Isn't that even more dangerous for the public?
;)

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 14 2013, 10:44 PM BST

And then. Back to the job as a chef? Isn't that even more dangerous for the public?
;)

*shudders*

So Keewik how does gay marriage work?

Quote: keewik @ June 14 2013, 10:42 PM BST

Do you think you might get the sack some time for buggering people about?

Criky you surethat's for you?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 14 2013, 10:44 PM BST

And then. Back to the job as a chef? Isn't that even more dangerous for the public?
;)

No,we have fun when it comes empty.We change it then we change it back after.

Bloody rain predicted tomorrow and I have to dress as a witch to help at a gala day. Worried my witch's hat will be ruined. :(

Lol. Stick a small umbrella in the tip of it.

Quote: zooo @ June 14 2013, 11:21 PM BST

Lol. Stick a small umbrella in the tip of it.

I'm guessing that chat up line never works?

Ben is glad he can relax this weekend.

Quote: lofthouse @ June 14 2013, 11:22 PM BST

I'm guessing that chat up line never works?

Booyah!

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