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Quote: David Smith @ June 14 2013, 7:32 PM BST

Had a fun day at work today I put up a train destination blind Glasgow instead of Leeds! Confused lots of people! Cool Whistling nnocently

Just make sure you bury the right bloke at that funeral you're organising, eh, David?

Quote: Lazzard @ June 14 2013, 8:16 PM BST

Just make sure you bury the right bloke at that funeral you're organising, eh, David?

Don't worry Lazzard. I just like messing around at work! :D

Quote: David Smith @ June 14 2013, 9:29 PM BST

Don't worry Lazzard. I just like messing around at work! :D

No wonder you're not a chef anymore.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 14 2013, 9:31 PM BST

No wonder you're not a chef anymore.

Chefs was boring to be honest. My new job is a lot better with more friends and a lot more things to do! I am going make that driver get angry tomorrow!

I don't think I'd find it very funny if I got on the wrong train because someone was messing about at work.

Quote: zooo @ June 14 2013, 9:41 PM BST

I don't think I'd find it very funny if I got on the wrong train because someone was messing about at work.

We all have to have fun! This was before all the passengers got on!

Anyway the train I put Glasgow up on won't be need till tomorrow morning with the 0554 Selby. It still has Glasgow on it now!

Quote: David Smith @ June 14 2013, 9:53 PM BST

We all have to have fun! This was before all the passengers got on!

I'll keep that in mind in case I make holydays in Britain. "Don't take the train, don't take the train, don't..."

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 14 2013, 9:56 PM BST

I'll keep that in mind in case I make holydays in Britain. "Don't take the train, don't take the train, don't..."

Anyway they did a unit swap so no passengers went on it.

Oi Use the train! Angry

Quote: David Smith @ June 14 2013, 9:53 PM BST

We all have to have fun! This was before all the passengers got on!

Anyway the train I put Glasgow up on won't be need till tomorrow morning with the 0554 Selby. It still has Glasgow on it now!

Do you use a lot of IT David, nowadays like with with the new fangled technology in cars and and all that?

Quote: Marc P @ June 14 2013, 9:58 PM BST

Do you use a lot of IT David, nowadays like with with the new fangled technology in cars and and all that?

Yeah It had a electric destination blind so when the driver starts the unit in the morning it will say Glasgow not Selby. Most units have the roller blinds.

Quote: Marc P @ June 14 2013, 9:58 PM BST

Do you use a lot of IT David, nowadays like with with the new fangled technology in cars and and all that?

Laughing out loud Once a slueth...

What did you have for supper David, I find a nice pasta dish is simple to cook and calming and good to eat in front of the telly even if the wife has not made it.

Quote: Marc P @ June 14 2013, 10:08 PM BST

What did you have for supper David, I find a nice pasta dish is simple to cook and calming and good to eat in front of the telly even if the wife has not made it.

I made my Ice Cream on pizza.

Quote: chipolata @ June 14 2013, 10:08 PM BST

Laughing out loud Once a slueth...

Oi you'll have Larry on you wit dat spelling! :)

Quote: David Smith @ June 14 2013, 10:09 PM BST

I made my Ice Cream on pizza.

I didn't ask about your love life David!

Quote: David Smith @ June 14 2013, 10:09 PM BST

Ice Cream on pizza.

:O

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