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Quote: David Smith @ June 13 2013, 9:08 PM BST

Thanks Lofthouse :). He collapsed at my house were having a chat and a cup of tea and then he just collapsed on the floor. I have to organize the funeral too.

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 13 2013, 9:17 PM BST

Sorry to hear David. Has he no family that could do that?

Thanks Oldrocker :). They wanted someone who could they trust to do it. I am a close friend of the family too.

Quote: sootyj @ June 13 2013, 7:04 PM BST

Alas for you Rocker you two were close.

He was a very vocal cat with a wide range of noises. He'd often have a chat.

Just ate a whole bag of Pistachio nuts and literally the last one was tough enough to rip my nail from the nail bed :(

Rob has a huge spot developing on the side of his nose. It just looks like a red blot, but feels like he is growing another head.

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His nose looks nothing like mine. His is more purty.

Quote: Lee @ June 13 2013, 8:35 PM BST

It was known as a "Full Nelson" on the streets.

That's the one.

Full Nelson's are banned.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Lee @ June 13 2013, 10:26 PM BST

Just ate a whole bag of Pistachio nuts and literally the last one was tough enough to rip my nail from the nail bed :(

Sorry to hear that mate
Hope everythings ok

Quote: Rob H @ June 13 2013, 10:27 PM BST

Rob has a huge spot developing on the side of his nose.

Ironically, I've got a slight red blotch on the side of my nose.

The mess my life is in at the moment verges on the comic. Earlier I pondered everything from relationships, finances, health and career and on the face of it pretty much everything sucks. But actually none of it does. I may be splitting with my wife but we're still friends and I know my kids love me. I have a fantastic job even though it's not particularly fulfilling but it's still a job and I'm lucky to have it. I'm overweight and tired but that's nothing that a bit of exercise and an earlier night can't solve. All in all I'm pretty thankful for this chaos.

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Chin up Tuumble. Enjoy those hours at work, that's what's going to keep you sane in the long run. I hope it stays amicable throughout.

Will Cam is off on a leaving do for a lad who worked with my mob for the past 24 years. Got throat cancer and binned off on an ill heath pension because his voice is f**ked.

Quote: Tuumble @ June 14 2013, 6:56 PM BST

The mess my life is in at the moment verges on the comic. Earlier I pondered everything from relationships, finances, health and career and on the face of it pretty much everything sucks. But actually none of it does. I may be splitting with my wife but we're still friends and I know my kids love me. I have a fantastic job even though it's not particularly fulfilling but it's still a job and I'm lucky to have it. I'm overweight and tired but that's nothing that a bit of exercise and an earlier night can't solve. All in all I'm pretty thankful for this chaos.

Same here old boy. Most of the time I can keep myself going with the good parts of my life and the fact I have great kids. But every now and then I sink, isn't helped by the fact I'm prone to depression anyway. But I do believe out of chaos comes calm. Maybe we need the storms to appreciate the sunshine. Keep on keeping on Tumble everything will turn out good in the end.

Had a fun day at work today I put up a train destination blind Glasgow instead of Leeds! Confused lots of people! Cool Whistling nnocently

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