Quote: Nil Putters @ June 11 2013, 1:15 PM BSTSpam.
Addiction to spam is serious Nil!
My favourite drug? Page 2
Does he snort it? If he does that's f**king gross, but if he eats it in bread that's a sandwich.
Quote: Pingl @ June 11 2013, 1:21 PM BSTJunkie!
This is a spamdal, I call for Nils resignation immediately, and a trip to a clinic I know in Sweden. Spam is a insidious and malign influence on this country.
I like crisp butties with a can of Tizer!
Its not very sophisticated but then again I'm not f**king French am I!
Vive la Liverpool!
There are a lot of Vivas in Liverpool, they use them as taxis for Kopites as they all live the f**king past anyway
My first car was a Vauxhall Viva, pea green with a radio that would only work when the engine was off. I once broke suddenly and my foot went through the floor. Still I loved that car, even if it wasn't very cool. The snot mobile was my mates nickname for it, philistines!
My first car was a Tonka, the c**t in the shop said it was unbreakable I soon showed him.
The man next door to us had a Hillman Imp and he thought he was the boy, one night we silently turned it over you should have seen his face the next morning.
Tonka wa part of an unscrupulous Japanese plot to overthrow the British car industry through miniaturisation. Luckily because of improvements in nutrition this proved impossible and the car industry was allowed to destroy itself through incompetence which is the British way
I thought the were f**king Jap toys, no wonder my tractor had a Burma railway sleeper stamp underneath it and now I come to think of it the letter I found inside from someone called Tommy Atkins asking for help must have been real.
Yup all part of their post war industrial growth that so undermined our industry. Matchbox were actually shrink wrap real cars, simply by adding water you could drive away the car of your choice. The British unfortunately didn't realise this until it was to late, leading to the great Matchbox scandal of 1984 when a number of people were crushed when a leaky roof at Toys R Us led to disaster.
Quote: Pingl @ June 11 2013, 2:52 PM BSTYup all part of their post war industrial growth that so undermined our industry. Matchbox were actually shrink wrap real cars, simply by adding water you could drive away the car of your choice. The British unfortunately didn't realise this until it was to late, leading to the great Matchbox scandal of 1984 when a number of people were crushed when a leaky roof at Toys R Us led to disaster.
Pingl, I never knew you were so fluent in Teddy-speak. It's like watching Nadal vs Djokovic.
What is Teddy speak may I ask?
I go the shop for a can of Tizer and some saw finger crisps (I wanted Worcester Sauce flavor by the the fat bastard behind the till had done them all in)
I come back to this!
Plain crisps with Worcester Sauce sprinkled in the packet are good.