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She is only running on 3/4 of the engine at the moment, but still outperforms most of the modern mundane cars.

I was going to dismantle the carburettors today to give them a good cleanout, but I got distracted by some shopping, so I'll be doing that tomorrow now.

Listening to The Smiths when I should really be getting on with stuff.

Quote: Loopey @ June 10 2013, 6:40 PM BST

I quite like gnawing on wax crayons too. Is that just me?

Ha. I LOVE smelling wax crayons (and Play Doh), but I don't eat 'em.

It's not your fault Ben, I mean every day is like Monday

Ben is the boy with a thorn in his side.

Better stop this before some one ends up hangin a DJ

Quote: zooo @ June 10 2013, 7:02 PM BST

Ha. I LOVE smelling wax crayons (and Play Doh), but I don't eat 'em.

Oooh, reading this I got a big whiff of Play Doh memories. Strange.

Quote: sootyj @ June 10 2013, 7:02 PM BST

It's not your fault Ben, I mean every day is like Monday

Quote: Ben @ June 10 2013, 7:04 PM BST

Ben is the boy with a thorn in his side.

Quote: sootyj @ June 10 2013, 7:05 PM BST

Better stop this before some one ends up hangin a DJ

Stop it you two! That joke isn't funny anymore!

And don't give David Smith ideas for a new thread!

Heaven knows I'm miserable now

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 10 2013, 7:42 PM BST

Stop it you two! That joke isn't funny anymore! stop it if you'v heard this one before!

And don't give David Smith ideas for a new thread!

Hypocrite

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 10 2013, 7:42 PM BST

Stop it you two! That joke isn't funny anymore! stop it if you'v heard this one before!

And don't give David Smith ideas for a new thread!

Hypocrite

Robyn is back on different eye drops. :( For another month.

It's my first full day back at work tomorrow.

Feels like going to a new school. I'm afraid I won't get up in time. I haven't had to do it for six months.

:|

Retirement beckons I think . . .

Chip was going to mow the lawn but the grass seems a bit moist. Best leave it.

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 10 2013, 11:29 PM BST

It's my first full day back at work tomorrow.

I thought you went back ages ago.

Quote: chipolata @ June 11 2013, 7:50 PM BST

I thought you went back ages ago.

Not full time.

I thought you retired ages ago.

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