Chip just nearly had his face seared off by the grill. He lit it and a burp of fire leapt at his head. He might need a new cooker.
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Quote: chipolata @ June 7 2013, 9:21 PM BSTChip just nearly had his face seared off by the grill. He lit it and a burp of fire leapt at his head. He might need a new cooker.
Time to buy a toaster?
Quote: chipolata @ June 7 2013, 9:21 PM BSTChip just nearly had his face seared off by the grill. He lit it and a burp of fire leapt at his head. He might need a new cooker.
Or a wig?
Quote: chipolata @ June 7 2013, 9:21 PM BSTChip just nearly had his face seared off by the grill. He lit it and a burp of fire leapt at his head. He might need a new cooker.
Or a new face?
George is indulging in a posting frenzy and can't stop himself. 
Quote: chipolata @ June 7 2013, 9:21 PM BSTChip just nearly had his face seared off by the grill. He lit it and a burp of fire leapt at his head. He might need a new HEAD.
Quote: Ben @ June 7 2013, 6:32 PM BSTSeems like those gigs were only announced yesterday. It's come round quick. Good weather for it too. Let us know how it goes, man!
Left after half an hour.
Terrible sound. You could not hear the guitar at all; John Squire was making all the moves but whoever was on the sound desk was clearly deaf.
Crowd 90% lairy, f**ked off their faces wankers. Awful atmosphere.
I remembered why I stopped going to festivals - big outdoor gigs like that are nothing to do with listening to music.
On the upside, the rhythm section sounded tight, and Ian Brown sounded great.
But I had to get out and hopefully see them under better circumstances, and indoors, another time.
BAH.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 8 2013, 12:00 AM BSTLeft after half an hour.
Terrible sound. You could not hear the guitar at all; John Squire was making all the moves but whoever was on the sound desk was clearly deaf.
Crowd 90% lairy, f**ked off their faces wankers. Awful atmosphere.
I remembered why I stopped going to festivals - big outdoor gigs like that are nothing to do with listening to music.
On the upside, the rhythm section sounded tight, and Ian Brown sounded great.
But I had to get out and hopefully see them under better circumstances, and indoors, another time.
BAH.
Don't know their music but that's sad when a gig turns out to be shit.
I saw Chuck Berry about 20 years ago and he just could not tune his guitar. Embarrassing.
Today George reaches the milestone of 100 posts after just three and a half years as a member. 
Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 8 2013, 12:00 AM BSTLeft after half an hour.
Terrible sound. You could not hear the guitar at all; John Squire was making all the moves but whoever was on the sound desk was clearly deaf.
Crowd 90% lairy, f**ked off their faces wankers. Awful atmosphere.
I remembered why I stopped going to festivals - big outdoor gigs like that are nothing to do with listening to music.
On the upside, the rhythm section sounded tight, and Ian Brown sounded great.
But I had to get out and hopefully see them under better circumstances, and indoors, another time.
BAH.
Oh shit! 
Chip's just rinsed off the back step. Later he'll refill the bird feeder with fat balls.
Quote: chipolata @ June 8 2013, 9:51 AM BSTChip's just rinsed off the back step. Later he'll refill the bird feeder with fat balls.
Nah, too easy.
Quote: Rob H @ June 8 2013, 10:06 AM BSTNah, too easy.
I can't believe that chat up line ever works
On call and rather bored. Waiting for an engineer to call me back at present.
Quote: Ben @ June 8 2013, 8:02 AM BSTOh shit!
I know.
Even worse, I waded through what turned out to be a large puddle of many mens piss on the way out. Lobbed my trainers and socks out as soon as I got home.
Well worth the sixty quid ticket price.