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Why do hairdressers never listen? Page 2

I don't care if they don't listen, just so long as they don't talk either. A silent haircut is a happy haircut.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ June 6 2013, 9:53 PM BST

How's it going Chappers
Off anywhere nice this year?

Just coming up to eleven o'clock Steve.

Danny Wallace does a short, funny piece about hairdressers in his "Awkward Situations For Men" book. I tried to find the piece online so I could put a link, but no luck.

If you're killing time in "Waterstones" anytime soon, it's on page 148, in a chapter headlined "Hair".

Just out of interest Jack. Why did you let her chop the top of your hair. Couldn't you just say STOP as first cut was about to take place?

I am due a haircut soon. I don't wanna talk about holidays. :(

I shave my own head, look like an EDL member for a bit but then it grows out and my receding hairline reminds me that it exists. :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuqzTPkrLE8

Quote: zooo @ June 6 2013, 11:08 PM BST

I am due a haircut soon. I don't wanna talk about holidays. :(

Not going to Brazil then?

Not at the hairdressers.

Quote: Chappers @ June 6 2013, 9:46 PM BST

I went earlier this week. He asked me if I was going on holiday. I told him. Then about 10 minutes later he asked me again. I said yes - he said - oh yes of course.

I think they have a script.

Incidentally I'm going to Sicilly next week.

Very similar to you Dave. I am off to Italy next week. I was telling her all this, on the way out she said 'have a nice time in Greece'. Obviously one of these people that never listen to anyone.

Quote: Jack Massey @ June 6 2013, 11:32 PM BST

have a nice time in Greece'.

Maybe they didn't know it was wax :D

Quote: Chappers @ June 6 2013, 11:17 PM BST

Not going for a Brazilian then?

We can't all look like you in a thing chappers

"are you off out tonight mate?"

Why? ARE YOU WRITING A FCKING BOOK????

cut my hair n shuuuudup

Douche

Quote: sootyj @ June 7 2013, 6:47 AM BST

We can't all look like you in a thing chappers

A thing?

Quote: Chappers @ June 7 2013, 9:01 PM BST

A thing?

I assumed he meant "thong".

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