Steve Coogan is to play Inspector Clouseau in Legacy of the Pink Panther
Totally made up comedy rumours
Peter Jackson will produce a high profile/big budget cinema version of Alf. Of course, Andy Serkis is going to play the titular character.
Jimmy Savile to come back as a hologram in 'An Audience with' so he can reveal what it's like living in the fires of hell at the mercy of Lucifer and all his instruments of torture
Quote: lofthouse @ June 5 2013, 5:53 PM BSTJimmy Savile to come back as a hologram in 'An Audience with' so he can reveal what it's like living in the fires of hell at the mercy of Lucifer and all his instruments of torture
I would like that one to be true 
David Bussell will play Jerry Seinfeld in a made for TV movie flop produced at the behest of the Biography Channel and paid for by Swerty's Post Office Savings.
A remake of last of the summer wine is in the pipeline, it will be moved to London and feature three young go getters working in a bank. It will be called 'Waiter another bottle' and star three comedians called Russell
Jimmy Carr is funny.
Miranda Hart is going to be in a new Carry On Film called Carry On Trains.
Peter Kay is to stop releasing DVDs
Especially at Christmas time
David Jason is going to bring back Open All Hours,with Ronnie Corbett playing Arkwright. Also Lee from the BCG is in the next series of NGO 
Sounds about right 
Aaron is in the next series of The Wright Way.
Lenny Henry's hotel adverts aren't at all annoying
David Smith Is The Next Primeminster
I talked depressed comedian and actor Stephen Fry down from a ledge today
All I asked in return was that he give me his autograph
But he just wandered off muttering something about not being "in the mood"
Pfffff
Bloody celebs
I'll just let the bugger jump next time