SCENE1
MAN IS TALKING TO HIS DOCTOR IN HIS SURGERY
MAN
So it's a virus? But I feel fine, no cough, no runny nose are the test results ok?
DOCTOR
That's not what I said...
A CAT WALKS IN
DOCTOR
Get out puss.
MAN
I'll get him.
MAN PICKS CAT UP AND ACCIDENTALLY RESTS ITS FRONT PAWS ON A CASIO KEYBOARD THAT JUST HAPPENS TO BE ON THE DOCTORS DESK
NURSE AND VARIOUS PEOPLE FROM THE WAITING ROOM WALK IN AND TAKE PHOTOS WITH THEIR MOBILE PHONES AND THEN LEAVE
MAN PUTS CAT OUTSIDE
MAN
That was odd.
DOCTOR
That's what I'm trying to say, it's not a virus it's...
MAN
What is going on?
MAN LOOKS DOWN TULISIA OUT OF NDUBZ IS FELLATING HIS PENIS AND RECORDING IT ON HER MOBILE PHONE
MAN
Oh I get it I've got a viral!
DR STANDS UP PUTS A POTTY ON HIS HEAD AND STARTS DANCING LIKE A TIT
GRAMS
Harlem Shake
MAN JUMPS OUT OF THE WINDOW
SCENE 2
MAN CAN BE SEEN TO HAVE DIED CRUSHING A VAN THE SIGN ON WHICH READS
"Ironic cat delivery service."
THERE IS A PICTURE OF Grumpy Cat ON THE SIDE OF THE VAN.
WE SEE HE IS SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE RECORDING EVENTS ON MOBILE PHONES
PULL BACK TO REVEAL ALL THIS IS HAPPENING ON A YOUTUBE SCREEN, THE VIEWS INDICATOR IS SPINNING MADLY
Sooty,you did a good job on that sketch! So well done! No need for improvement.
