BCG Kick starters

Kick starters great isn't it? In days gone by if you wanted to beg you needed to shit your pants, have a starving baby or a cute dog and annoy commuters.
Asking for that persistnent loan for a cup of tea.
Well not anymore! Now go online with Kick starter and ask strangers to be your bezza mate and lend you money for; Saved by the Bell the Opera! poo flavored dog food! or just a bottle of Zeppeling cider to drown out the voices telling you to kill your neighbours then yourself.

Sootyj was going to mock this and then he saw the Nexus 3g for sale. And he wants one but he can't justify spending £249 of his own money on one, that'd be silly. So if you donate towards the Sootyj nexus 3g fund, you can get the following.

1 £5 will reedit all your posts for one day into annoying unfunny cock jokes.
2 £10 will follow you around for a day reediting everything you say into unfunny cock jokes.
3 £15 will follow some one you don't like around for the day reediting everything they say into unfunny cock jokes.
4 £249 will resign from the BCG
5 £250 will resign from the BCG with a ridiculous flounce.

Or feel free to add your own kick starter projects.

£1 I will enter any comedy thread of your choice and post 'This isn't funny'

£5 The above plus 'because a woman was involved in the making of it'

£10 I will post an inappropriate face in any thread of your choice.

£50 I will drunkingly accuse a Mod of your choice of belonging to 'Mumsnet'

£100 I'll be the one poster each year who calls the Sitcomission 'a load of bollocks' (not available until 2014)

£1,000 I'll come to your house and, over a weekend, help you write a radio sketch show pilot. I'll then explain to you why the class system, Oxbridge, feminism and the dumbing down of O levels since 1996 means that the show will never be broadcast.

Very good Jinky but what project will this kick starter fund?

A workshop for female comics and the transgendered to get their first BBC1 sitcom?

The money will help fund a sitcom about white middle-class men.

I mean, you never see sitcoms about that demographic, do you?*

*Irony

For £1,000 I will stay out of all debates about religion for a full year.

Yes but what will this pay for?

You're own cult perhaps?

Quote: sootyj @ June 4 2013, 1:26 PM BST

Yes but what will this pay for?

You're own cult perhaps?

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My local Church needs a new roof.

And my mate Andy says for a grand he'll put the windows through too.

roofless ambition eh

Quote: sootyj @ June 4 2013, 2:12 PM BST

roofless ambition eh

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You'll get slated for that one