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Which line is it you work on?
Just for future reference.

Quote: David Smith @ June 2 2013, 2:51 PM BST

No I was on the train fixing and I did inform them but they didn't listen. I told them to get of the train to go on the replacement set. But they insisted they stayed on this train! I was about to lock the train if they didn't move.

But you are a chef, aren't you?

Quote: Lazzard @ June 2 2013, 3:01 PM BST

Which line is it you work on?
Just for future reference.

Lazzard I work at a station so I do lots of different lines.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 2 2013, 3:01 PM BST

But you are a chef, aren't you?

But I left that job and I got a better job with Northern.

So far you are:

-a chef
-a train engineer
-a forum administrator

A jack of all trades!

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 2 2013, 3:03 PM BST

So far you are:

-a chef
-a train engineer
-a forum administrator

A jack of all trades!

I used to be a chef. I am a engineer. I only run the Bottom Forum I made.

If you don't fix a train properly and it derails and countless people die - will you then go back to being a chef?

Quote: lofthouse @ June 2 2013, 3:07 PM BST

If you don't fix a train properly and it derails and countless people die - will you then go back to being a chef?

In fact I did my job properly thanks. My job is better than the chef one so no I won't go back to being a chef.

Quote: David Smith @ June 2 2013, 3:02 PM BST

Lazzard I work at a station so I do lots of different lines.

So which station?

Quote: lofthouse @ June 2 2013, 3:07 PM BST

If you don't fix a train properly and it derails and countless people die - will you then go back to being a chef?

Maybe he changed to engineering because as a chef he burnt the vegetables...and let them die, so to speak.

Quote: Lazzard @ June 2 2013, 3:11 PM BST

So which station?

Manchester Victoria.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 2 2013, 3:15 PM BST

Maybe he changed to engineering because as a chef he burnt the vegetables...and let them die, so to speak.

I did not kill any people! Angry

I wrote 'vegetables'!

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 2 2013, 3:29 PM BST

I wrote 'vegetables'!

Yeah but I don't burn veg then feed them to people and let them die do I? :)

Not anymore...you're an engineer now. ;)

Do you ever have to fix the toilet on the train after someone has tried to force about 87 sheets of bog paper down it?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 2 2013, 3:31 PM BST

Not anymore...you're an engineer now. ;)

Exactly. Rolling eyes

Quote: lofthouse @ June 2 2013, 3:32 PM BST

Do you ever have to fix the toilet on the train after someone has tried to force about 87 sheets of bog paper down it?

No Sick lofthouse that is the cleaner's job. I fix the doors and stuff like that.

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