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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,225

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cycling/22735801

I refuse to look at another picture of him until he shaves those disgusting things off.

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 31 2013, 11:51 PM BST

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cycling/22735801

That's tough. Especially since he's not 25 anymore.

98% of Britain couldn't give a running f*ck about cycling until we started to win things.

Now, suddenly,it's pushing football as our national sport.

Until they start losing aging, when the BBC will no doubt tell us that we have a new European squash champion or something. Then all the plastic union flag bowler hat brigade will forsake the pavements to press their nose to the glass on a squash court.

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 1 2013, 9:15 PM BST

98% of Britain couldn't give a running f*ck about cycling until we started to win things.

Now, suddenly,it's pushing football as our national sport.

Until they start losing aging,

Or they all get run over!

Laughing out loud

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2334483/No-10-rocked-secret-love-affair-Stunned-PM-holds-crisis-talks-fears-tryst-blow-political-agenda-water.html

I reckon it's Eric Pickles and Ann Widecombe

It can't be as bad as John Major and Edwina Currie.

It's got to be two blokes hasn't it? Otherwise why would people find it as interesting as they're making out.

Osbourne and Haig?

If it's Pickles and Widdecombe they should drown the pups.

Oh that it were Samcam and Farage !

There's a picture of Cameron with his wife in that article.

And it's nobody in the Cabinet.

I know what conclusions I think I'm being led to draw.

Is it David and Samantha Cameron? They're having an affair with each other behind their own backs?

Is it some Tory + Tony Blair?

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/bbc-forced-apologise-turning-clare-balding-straight-jokes-110556396.html

Oh BBC be not proud

Quote: keewik @ June 2 2013, 10:48 AM BST

Is it some Tory + Tony Blair?

It's not as exciting as it sounds, don't PRESS me for an answer its old NEWS

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