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Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 1 2013, 12:47 PM BST

Hi, nice to see you David!

Hi Gordon thanks,I missed all the fun on this forum! :D

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ June 1 2013, 12:44 PM BST

Gosh, I so hope England's going to win the World Cup!

Good

Cos england are absolute certs to win the next world cup

Wayne Rooney will be player of the tournament

It's already in the bag

Nice thread!

Those two weeks passed very quickly.

Quote: zooo @ June 1 2013, 12:51 PM BST

Those two weeks seemed to last for aaaaages. (corrected to remain on-topic. Not)

Thanks so much for correcting me.

;)

Quote: lofthouse @ June 1 2013, 12:48 PM BST

Good

Cos england are absolute certs to win the next world cup

Wayne Rooney will be player of the tournament

It's already in the bag

England beats Germany 5-0 in the Finals.

Quote: David Smith @ June 1 2013, 12:48 PM BST

Hi Gordon thanks,I missed all the fun on this forum! :D

Cos you were gone so long.

Goooooooooooooooooooood morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning!

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The BBC were admirable in showing us so many original bands in their Glastonbury coverage.

I could throw my arms around the world today!

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ July 4 2013, 2:51 PM BST

I could throw my arms around the world today!

If you took off your arms to throw them into orbit, you would not have any arms on to throw them with, so you have to re-edit that to:

I could kick my arms around the world today!

Unimpressed

Quote: billwill @ July 4 2013, 3:03 PM BST

If you took off your arms to throw them into orbit, you would not have any arms on to throw them with, so you have to re-edit that to:

I could kick my arms around the world today!

Unimpressed

Or better...I could kick the world's arse. But that wouldn't be sarcastic. ;)

I love iPods.

An iPod makes you look cool, Chappers.

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