I want to know some of the best excuses you have come up with for either
A) To get out of something
B) For being late
C) For fogetting something.
Excuses.......
A) I have to go home to make sure the Dog isn't eating the Bannana plant, (I dont have a dog or plant.)
B) The Polish Builders dug up the drive and I had to wait for them to fill it back in.
C) F**k you you want to borrow it you do it on my time.
LoooooooL! Love C.
I didn't think of it. but "I was dead at the time" is my favourite excuse ever.
My excuse for not handing in my geography homework was that my mum was in london meting a producer (true. and it worked)
I can't wash the car, I'm saving the planet.
I saw the final episode of The Sopranos, and I'm still puzzled.
The cat got the dog pregnant, and David Attenbroghs in my kitchen waiting to see the Dat being born, and I don't want him to steal my hobnobs.
I'm dead, and you must avenge me, like in the 6th sense.
I watched The Day After Tomorrow, when i was stoned, and thought the world was destroyed.
Quote: Mana @ February 11, 2008, 8:18 PMMy excuse for not handing in my geography homework was that my mum was in london meting a producer (true. and it worked)
What kind of a producer? 
A lurve producer...
Quote: Aaron @ February 11, 2008, 8:37 PMWhat kind of a producer?
..... Maybe I wasn't meant to say that... (shh)
YOUR MUM IS A PORN STAR. OH. MY. GOD. I KNEW IT.
For work.
Sorry I am late but It could mean I am pregnant.
For anything.
Stop hasseling me or i'll be forced to urinate, deficate and ejaculate all over your person.
LOL
I never did homework at school and once said:
Sorry miss I can't do the home work, my parents pay taxes for you to educate me here which makes homework a form of taxation and as a socialist that is against my principles.
I wasn't popular with the teachers.
Quote: jacparov @ February 11, 2008, 9:11 PMI never did homework at school and once said:
Sorry miss I can't do the home work, my parents pay taxes for you to educate me here which makes homework a form of taxation and as a socialist that is against my principles.
I wasn't popular with the teachers.
